Whoever is president on November 19, 2013 will give the 150th anniversary reading of Father Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address. The political campaign of 2012 will demand that “we must have our historic first African American President Obama reelected so he can read the Gettysburg Address in 2013 and show how far we’ve come, while also reminding us of how much more work we need to do in eradicating White Privilege by paying slavery reparations to African Americans, all of whom would have been brilliant philosophers and scientists if they had not been kidnapped and stolen from Africa by the blonde haired, blue eyed evil Europeans.”