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Title: Will I Live to See 80?
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Published: Mar 23, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-03-23 20:47:12 by James Deffenbach
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Views: 437
Comments: 31

Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 60.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? 'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,... "Then, why do you even give a shit?"

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#3. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

You'll live until 100; only the good die young. ;-)

I don't drink, drug, smoke, exercise allot by swimming, bicycle and conditioning drills I learned in the Army and have a resting pulse of 58. I tuyrn 56 in less than two months.

I plan to live until after 100 if I can, I'm enough of a trouble maker I am in the same boat you are in. ;-)

(I eat meat 3-5 times a week.)

Ferret  posted on  2010-03-23   21:31:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Ferret (#3)

(I eat meat 3-5 times a week.)

I eat some kind of meat just about every day. I can go without it a bit if I have to but I like it.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-03-23   21:37:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: James Deffenbach, Ferret, 4 (#4)

Roast chicken, crab-stuffed salmon, and prime tenderloin of beef are evening staples here.

With the occasional link sausage and deep stuffed spinach pizza to complete the food pyramid.

Lod  posted on  2010-03-23   22:47:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#6. To: Lod (#5)

Sounds balanced to me.

Tonight is fish, spuds, n' herbiage.

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-03-23 23:38:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Lod (#5)

Damn Lod, you just made my meal of Soylent Green sound so disgusting reading your coy, subtle boast here.

(That's what my sister calls what I eat claiming I punish myself by eating way too healthy.)

Tell the truth now, you do have a hamburger helper and leftover day or two mixed in with your life, don't you? ;-D

Ferret  posted on  2010-03-24 03:30:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Lod (#5)

Roast chicken, crab-stuffed salmon, and prime tenderloin of beef are evening staples here.

With the occasional link sausage and deep stuffed spinach pizza to complete the food pyramid.

Sounds great to me.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-03-24 10:03:27 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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