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Title: Rednecks know how to git-R-dun
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Published: Mar 26, 2010
Author: Le Chevaux
Post Date: 2010-03-26 14:16:45 by Horse
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Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
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#1. To: Horse (#0)
Sent it on. The world loves redneck jokes. Unless you live next door to them.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" 
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