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Title: Electronic Undies Can Send Text Messages
Source: www.foxnews.com/scitech
URL Source: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010 ... text-messages/?test=latestnews
Published: Mar 31, 2010
Author: not attributed
Post Date: 2010-03-31 02:42:40 by farmfriend
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Views: 163
Comments: 4

Updated March 26, 2010

Electronic Undies Can Send Text Messages

NewsCorp Australian Papers

Ten years of research and development has led to an astounding development in Australian: the world's first electronic underpants.

Ten years of research and development has led to an astounding development in Australian: the world's first electronic underpants.

Simavita, an Australian electronics company today, has just announced what it claims are the world's first electronic underpants -- an incontinence aid that can send a text message should the wearer experience an incident.

Designed for the elderly and infirm, the SIMsystem will be used in homes for the aged across New South Wales state to monitor incontinence after successful trials in Victoria, reported News.com.au.

"Incontinence management is a key area in which innovative technologies can benefit aged care," said Simavita chief executive officer Philippa Lewis. "We developed the system to provide greater comfort and dignity to the elderly while aiming to significantly lower costs for aged care facilities."

Simavita said its underpants have a disposable element similar to a regular incontinence pad and include a detachable transmitter that relays readings from the pad's sensor strip over a wireless network to a central computer.

Alerts are sent via text message or over the institution's paging system.

More than 90 percent of Australians living in elderly care facilities are believed to suffer from incontinence -- a problem that currently requires staff to carry out frequent manual checks throughout the day. Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)

Nerds in love


“It has been said, 'time heals all wounds.' I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens, but it is never gone.” ~ Rose F. Kennedy

wudidiz  posted on  2010-03-31   3:13:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: wudidiz (#1)

LOL


"With respect to the words general welfare, I have always regarded them as qualified by the detail of powers connected with them. To take them in a literal and unlimited sense would be a metamorphosis of the Constitution into a character which there is a host of proofs was not contemplated by its creators."
James Madison, Letter to James Robertson, April 20, 1831

farmfriend  posted on  2010-03-31   4:06:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: farmfriend (#0)

My undies could probably send text messages, but their length would overwhelm most messaging systems. In addition to the very, very long messages my underwear contains, it should also be mentioned that they would be hard (to read) and go very deeply into most issues.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

SonOfLiberty  posted on  2010-03-31   7:48:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: SonOfLiberty (#3)

LOL


"With respect to the words general welfare, I have always regarded them as qualified by the detail of powers connected with them. To take them in a literal and unlimited sense would be a metamorphosis of the Constitution into a character which there is a host of proofs was not contemplated by its creators."
James Madison, Letter to James Robertson, April 20, 1831

farmfriend  posted on  2010-03-31   12:14:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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