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Title: Got my 2nd census form today
Source: Freedom4um
URL Source: [None]
Published: Apr 1, 2010
Author: Rabbi Essostein
Post Date: 2010-04-01 19:21:57 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 142
Comments: 10

My 2nd census form came today. Same as the first one.

That makes one letter letting me know the census was coming, the census, and now a second census in case I accidently ate the first one thinking it was a french fry.

Goddammit, won't these MFers ever get tired of pissing away my money? It's like having a whole fleet of wives.

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#1. To: Esso (#0)

My 2nd census form came today. Same as the first one.

Write deceased on it and send it back.

Cynicom  posted on  2010-04-01   20:22:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#0)

It's like having a whole fleet of wives.

laughing..

i wonder why you got another one?

christine  posted on  2010-04-01   20:57:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Esso (#0)

I got the proper census questionnaire a few weeks ago and sent it back immediately, but still got the letter telling me they'd sent it.

I have an idea! If no one ever answered the census then the government would just have to keep hiring more and more canvassers and whatnot.

See the problem here? The hardcore unemployable will always side with authority during times of manufactured crisis.

“we were respected as the most disinterested and charitable nation in the world.” - Robert A. Taft

Dakmar  posted on  2010-04-01   21:06:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#0)

won't these MFers ever get tired of pissing away my money? It's like having a whole fleet of wives.

LOL! At least with a "whole fleet of wives" you would probably get at least an occasional return on your investment.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-04-01   23:25:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Esso (#0)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."

Eric Stratton  posted on  2010-04-01   23:35:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Cynicom, Esso (#1)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."

Eric Stratton  posted on  2010-04-01   23:36:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: James Deffenbach (#4)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."

Eric Stratton  posted on  2010-04-01   23:37:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Eric Stratton (#7)

Or at least one helluva night out on occasion.

One lives in hope.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-04-01   23:38:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: James Deffenbach (#4)

At least with a "whole fleet of wives" you would probably get at least an occasional return on your investment.

While we're on the subject of investing, I get great returns on my fleet of girlfriends.


Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.

Critter  posted on  2010-04-02   21:53:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Critter (#9)

Good for you. I would like to try that investment strategy but I don't think my wife would approve. >(;^(}

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-04-02   22:45:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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