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Title: Redneck Haiku
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Published: Apr 10, 2010
Author: email
Post Date: 2010-04-10 13:09:17 by Turtle
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Views: 496
Comments: 4

Damn, in that tube-top

You make me almost forget

That you're my cousin.

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Naked in repose,

Silvery silhouette girls

Adorn my mudflaps.

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A painful sadness.

Can't fit big screen TV through

Double-wide's front door.

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In WalMart toy aisle,

Wailing boy wants wrestling doll.

Mama whups his ass.

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Unemployment's out

Hey, maybe I can get on

Disability.

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Distant siren screams.

Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with

Gasoline again.

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Flashlights pierce darkness.

No nightcrawlers to be found.

Guess we'll gig some frogs.

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Joyous, playful, bright

Trailer park girl rolls in puddle

Of old motor oil.

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Seeking solitude,

Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for

Restraining order.

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I curse the rainbow

Emblazoned upon his hood.

God damn Jeff Gordon.

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Tonight we hunger.

Grandma sent grocery money

To Jimmy Swaggart.

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Set the VCR:

Dukes of Hazzard Marathon

At 9 O'Clock.

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White noise, buzzing static.

Call Earl. Satellite dish

needs new descrambler.

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Sixty-five dollars

And cyclone fence keeps me from

My El Camino.

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In early morning mist,

Mama searches Circle K for

Moon Pies and Red Man.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

this is good

'It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand.'

- Apache proverb

gengis gandhi  posted on  2010-04-10   13:27:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: gengis gandhi (#1)

this is good

Seems like home to me. *sigh*

“No amount of reason, evidence, logic or rational argument will ever convince the true believer otherwise.”

Turtle  posted on  2010-04-10   13:29:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#0)

Joyous, playful, bright

Trailer park girl rolls in puddle

Of old motor oil.

Outstanding!

neocon - Israel = "libertarian" anti-white

Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2010-04-10   17:46:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#3)

Rustlin’ in the back seat
Dang, Earl – that gator
Ain’t dead yet.

I see psyops everywhere.

randge  posted on  2010-04-10   18:08:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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