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Published: Oct 11, 2004
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Two owls are sitting high up in a tree looking down into a valley. One owl turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you see that light on in the barn down there? I think I'll fly down there and see what's going on." The owl flies down to the barn and lands high in the rafters. Looking down on the barn's floor he sees a veterinarian working on a cow. The vet puts the ether to the cow and goes on about his job. Shortly, the ether wafts it's way up to the owl, who passes out and falls to the barn floor with a loud thud. The vet hears the owl plop down, and goes over to investigate. He checks for tonsils, and cuts them out. He checks for hemorrhoids, and cuts them out. Finding nothing else wrong, he sets the owl aside and goes about his work again. The owl wakes up, shakes off the effects of the ether and flies out of the barn. The next night, the two owls are sitting on the same tree again and the other owl says to the one the vet worked on, "Hey, the light's on in the barn again, I think I'll fly down there this time." The other owl turns to him and says, "Boy, I wouldn't go down there if I were you - I was down there last night, and ever since then, I can't hoot worth a crap, or crap worth a hoot!"
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