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Title: How to Bathe the Cat!
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Published: Apr 17, 2010
Author: email
Post Date: 2010-04-17 12:48:50 by Pinguinite
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Views: 575
Comments: 15

Ingenious in it’s implicity.

This is the simplest and most time saving way to bathe the cat.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,

The Dog

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#1. To: Pinguinite (#0)

LOL! That's funny. Actually the key to bathing a cat is to begin bathing them as young kittens. I have a ten year old cat that I have bathed once a week since she was very young. Oh, she hates it and her cries of woe are beyond pitiful, but she sits there and takes it. I don't even have to hold her.

F.A. Hayek Fan  posted on  2010-04-17   13:03:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#1) (Edited)

why do you have to bathe your cat once a week? i only bathe mine when they've gotten fleas or have had litter box messes. otherwise they keep themselves clean.

here's my two fellas--Beau and Coty

christine  posted on  2010-04-17   16:06:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: christine (#3) (Edited)

looks like a routine... under the pretense of giving a bath, that red cat really wants a scuffle.

groundresonance  posted on  2010-04-17   16:17:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: groundresonance (#6)

he's the older of the two (the alpha male). he's 11 mos and the other one is 8.5 mos.

christine  posted on  2010-04-17   16:20:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: christine (#9) (Edited)

looks like he knows what he's doing, all right.

the other guy says, "to hell with this, i been through this before a few million times..."

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