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Title: How to Bathe the Cat!
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Published: Apr 17, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-04-17 12:48:50 by Pinguinite
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Ingenious in it’s implicity. This is the simplest and most time saving way to bathe the cat. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl... 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this! 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean. Yours Sincerely, The Dog
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#1. To: Pinguinite (#0)
LOL! That's funny. Actually the key to bathing a cat is to begin bathing them as young kittens. I have a ten year old cat that I have bathed once a week since she was very young. Oh, she hates it and her cries of woe are beyond pitiful, but she sits there and takes it. I don't even have to hold her.
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The Dog LMFAO. "One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
why do you have to bathe your cat once a week? i only bathe mine when they've gotten fleas or have had litter box messes. otherwise they keep themselves clean. here's my two fellas--Beau and Coty
"will you wash my back...?" "and ears?" "and front legs?"
Beau gives outstanding grooming - goodness. Thank you for sharing.
looks like a routine... under the pretense of giving a bath, that red cat really wants a scuffle.
i have never seen two cats closer than these two, not even littermates. they're inseparable.
You guys did exceedingly well with those two.
he's the older of the two (the alpha male). he's 11 mos and the other one is 8.5 mos.
looks like he knows what he's doing, all right. the other guy says, "to hell with this, i been through this before a few million times..."
Cat saliva dries and turns to dust which then floats around in the air. My daughter is allergic to cat saliva. If we bathe the cat once a week my daughter doesn't have problems.
"The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media." ~ William Colby, Director, CIA 1973–1976 Nothing in the State, everything outside the State, everything against the State - Jan Lester, Escape From Leviathan "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." - Frederic Bastiat Good order results spontaneously when things are let alone. - Zhuangzi
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."
Great, without a disclaimer some dingbat will actually try this and we'll all be put on trial for one of the new laws Pelosi promised to reveal once health care bill passed. That should do fine as a disclaimer then, eh?
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why do you have to bathe your cat once a week? i only bathe mine when they've gotten fleas or have had litter box messes. otherwise they keep themselves clean.
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