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Title: Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
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Ananova
URL Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html
Published: Sep 13, 2005
Author: N/A
Post Date: 2005-09-13 15:30:38 by orangedog
Keywords: Inventor, diesel, turns
Views: 166
Comments: 24
Inventor turns dead cats into diesel A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats. Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers. They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter. He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per litre. Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank. He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for 105,000 miles without any problems." Annelise Krauss of the Dresden Animal Protection Association blasted Koch's new diesel though, saying: "This is as bad as experimenting on animals."
Poster Comment: It's Tuesday and I'm bored so I thought I'd piss off the cat lovers....
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#1. To: orangedog, Christine (#0)
If they were hard pressed (excuse the pun) they would sacrifice their furry companions for a couple miles travel in their Acura's ;)
Are we but an organic computer influenced by our environment to desire one set of neuropeptides over another, equating into competition for self worth on a primitive level never realized by the shallow and self empowering.
It's Tuesday and I'm bored so I thought I'd piss off the cat lovers.... Oh, I'm sure you've succeeded.
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If they were hard pressed (excuse the pun) they would sacrifice their furry companions for a couple miles travel in their Acura's ;) Lower case c huh?
Are we but an organic computer influenced by our environment to desire one set of neuropeptides over another, equating into competition for self worth on a primitive level never realized by the shallow and self empowering.
Fusionflatulence what's up? ;)
Are we but an organic computer influenced by our environment to desire one set of neuropeptides over another, equating into competition for self worth on a primitive level never realized by the shallow and self empowering.
MPC. Miles Per Cat.
That can only mean one average sized human adult would be needed for a full tank...and there's plenty of them around.
I got him on BOZO now. He's a shill just like BAC.
"But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of." Lord Byron
Man... The whole Cat Bio Diesel thing is just wrong. Now if they could make some kind of fuel out of cat piss, I'd be making the big green. I've got two cats that piss like racehorses, and shit like mules.
It's Tuesday and I'm bored so I thought I'd piss off the cat lovers....
#2. To: orangedog (#0)
Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
#3. To: orangedog (#0)
Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
#4. To: orangedog, christine (#0)
It's Tuesday and I'm bored so I thought I'd piss off the cat lovers....
#5. To: Starwind, BTP Holdings (#3)
#6. To: orangedog (#0)
#7. To: orangedog (#0)
Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
#8. To: timetobuildaboat (#5)
Fusionflatulence what's up? ;)
#9. To: BTP Holdings (#8)
 | So many morons, so few bullets. |
#10. To: Splitends, orangedog, timetobuildaboat (#7)
we could get a lot more mileage out of the usage of human pussies!
"You can do everything for other countries but you can't do nothing for your own people. You can go overseas with the military but you can't get them down here."~~New Orleaner
#11. To: All (#0)
Anybody know how much that is in dollars?
He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per litre.
#12. To: christine (#10)
ElPee & FascistRepublic could keep this country rollin' for years. Good thinkin' Chrissy!
#13. To: christine (#10)
Um... Uh... Wha????
| So many morons, so few bullets. |
#14. To: christine (#10)
The world's dwindling resources and over population problem would be solved in one swoop. ;o)
we could get a lot more mileage out of the usage of human pussies!
#15. To: orangedog (#0)
Hell...I've got two twenty-pound Siamese cats AND a Toyota Corolla...I'm living large, people!!! :=)
Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.
#16. To: orangedog (#0)
Far as creating diesel fuel goes, Algae is more viable than dead cats.. Believe it or not.
Bush's favorability rating is now lower than Nixon's during Watergate.
#17. To: christine (#10)
...you surely don't mean...??? *gulp!*
we could get a lot more mileage out of the usage of human pussies!
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up
#18. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#17)
...you surely don't mean...??? Yes.. it's true. We're going to press Trace down the filler neck and then slam the gas door right in his weasely face.
we could get a lot more mileage out of the usage of human pussies!
Bush's favorability rating is now lower than Nixon's during Watergate.
#19. To: CAPPSMADNESS, Esso, TommyTheMadArtist (#17)
my meaning is not gender specific. ;)
"You can do everything for other countries but you can't do nothing for your own people. You can go overseas with the military but you can't get them down here."~~New Orleaner
#20. To: christine (#19)
I was concerned.
| So many morons, so few bullets. |
#21. To: orangedog (#0)
Kind of puts a whole new spin on the old ad slogan "Put a Tiger in your tank", doesn't it?
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#22. To: Splitends (#7)
The Chinese could really milk something like this...
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#23. To: orangedog (#0)
Well, if we can grow organic materiel, we're copacetic. Just grow some flesh, albeit without sentiency, and voila, Nascar won't be hurt by "fuel" costs.
"I want the American people to know that our dreams are gone, our work was in vain. There will be no future for our children and our grandchildren in the new Iraq. The future is for the clerics. This is not the democracy we dreamed of. "--Dr. Raja Kuzai
#24. To: Elliott Jackalope (#21)
Or maybe "Put a tabby in your tank."
Kind of puts a whole new spin on the old ad slogan "Put a Tiger in your tank", doesn't it?
"If you're not cynical, then you're not paying attention."
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