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Title: New Vocabulary
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Published: Apr 24, 2010
Author: Click & Clack, via me
Post Date: 2010-04-24 22:38:24 by Enderby
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Comments: 7

Heard on "Car Talk" this morning:

SUBRIS: the excessive pride that causes owners of Subarus and other all-wheel-drive cars to drive too fast when it snows.

DYSLEXUSIA: the inability to identify your luxury SUV among all the others in the Whole Foods parking lot.

PRIUS ENVY: insecurity about the size of your mileage.

VOLVOID: the mysterious place where all the Volvo repair money goes.

MERCEDES BENDS: a painful and potentially debilitating condition triggered by making the monthly payments on an outrageously expensive German car.

JAGASS: a jerk who takes up two parking spaces to protect the paint job on his precious Jaguar.

Poster Comment:

I thought "dyslexusia" was the best.

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#1. To: Enderby (#0)

Subris is clever too. ;)

christine  posted on  2010-04-25   21:26:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

PRIUS ENVY

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-04-25   21:30:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Volks dragon, What a classic air cooled beetle looks like when it passes you while you are riding a bicycle on LSD.

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Ferret  posted on  2010-04-26   0:22:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Ford Crown Porktoria -- The version of this car that smells like bacon when it passes you. With or without the lights on top flashing.

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Ferret  posted on  2010-04-26   0:27:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Swinebago - What fat Americans use to rough it in the wilderness so they can have stars, crickets, yet still watch American Idol.

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Ferret  posted on  2010-04-26   0:31:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Yugo that way - giving directions to poor people in a cheap foreign car.

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Ferret  posted on  2010-04-26   0:34:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

while you are riding a bicycle on LSD.

weasel

You brain dead burnout

I'm sure that's something you're personally familiar with

WWGPD? - (What Would General Pinochet Do?)

Flintlock  posted on  2010-04-26   0:39:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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