Heard on "Car Talk" this morning: SUBRIS: the excessive pride that causes owners of Subarus and other all-wheel-drive cars to drive too fast when it snows.
DYSLEXUSIA: the inability to identify your luxury SUV among all the others in the Whole Foods parking lot.
PRIUS ENVY: insecurity about the size of your mileage.
VOLVOID: the mysterious place where all the Volvo repair money goes.
MERCEDES BENDS: a painful and potentially debilitating condition triggered by making the monthly payments on an outrageously expensive German car.
JAGASS: a jerk who takes up two parking spaces to protect the paint job on his precious Jaguar.
Poster Comment:
I thought "dyslexusia" was the best.