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Title: My Dogs
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Published: May 4, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-05-04 07:10:27 by James Deffenbach
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This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. 
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their Daddies are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
Damn this is a great country!
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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
Let us know if you see any changes in their barking behavior.
Einstein took the cake. Boas ate it.
They will probably just get lazier, lay around and do some weak whining.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Looks like a nice trout stream. Can any of them handle a net?
"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
#2. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#1)
Lord Acton
#3. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
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