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Title: January 2013
Source: email spam forwarded
URL Source: [None]
Published: May 8, 2010
Author: unknown
Post Date: 2010-05-08 22:33:50 by Amandil
Keywords: obama, 2013, dream, oust
Views: 664
Comments: 3

One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."


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#1. To: Amandil (#0)

A classic but entertaining take on the "Buddy Rich is dead" joke.

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-05-08   22:38:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Amandil (#0)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."

Eric Stratton  posted on  2010-05-08   23:15:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Eric Stratton (#2)

Classic! thanks.

Lod  posted on  2010-05-08   23:29:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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