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Title: Drunk golf fan Tasered for heckling Tiger Woods at The Players Championship
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URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/201 ... _resists_arrest_is_zapped.html
Published: May 10, 2010
Author: Samuel Goldsmith
Post Date: 2010-05-10 12:53:11 by freepatriot32
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Keywords: golf fan, Tasered, Tiger Woods, jackbooted thugs
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A drunken golf fan got the shock of his life Friday when cops Tasered him after he refused to stop heckling Tiger Woods on the 11th hole of The Players Championship. Travis Parmelee, 36, of Jacksonville, Fla., was charged with disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest, officials said. Security guards at the Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., tournament told Parmelee to stop yelling several times before calling the sheriff, who dispatched deputies to make an arrest. Capt. Dave Messenger said officers attempted to calm Parmelee down, but he became more combative. When they tried to take Parmelee into custody, he resisted - and was Tasered once. Messenger said Parmelee had been drinking. Woods made the cut after the second round of the Players Championship, shooting a 70 the first round and a 71 the second round. He was nine strokes back from the lead. The ruckus came four days after a Philadelphia police officer Tasered a teenager who rushed the outfield during a Phillies game at Citizens Bank Park. Foolish fan Steve Consalvi, 17, went down like a sack of potatoes when zapped. Some Phillies players covered their faces with their gloves and appeared to be laughing at the wild scene. Consalvi later was able to walk off the field - with some help - and was charged with criminal trespassing.
St. Johns Sheriff's Deputies cuff and pick up Travis Parmelee who was Tasered after repeated requests for him to calm down while in the area behind the 11th hole at The Players Championship
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#1. To: All, *libertarians*, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)
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Resisting arrest seems to be defined as not automatically offering to fellate an officer.
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."
Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life.
“No amount of reason, evidence, logic or rational argument will ever convince the true believer otherwise.”
Doesn't mean that you should be tasered. There were belligerent drunk fans in the past at any given sporting event. Cops used to have to deal with them as human beings and not as walking targets for shiny new electronic gizmos.
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
LOL! They're HEROES don't you know? Everyone who wears some kind of government uniform is to be cheered at every opportunity and bowed down to, just like Obama did the Saudi guy and the Chinese guy.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. LOL! And we're supposed to respect these people? Oh, pardon me, where are my manners, ... these HEROES! And don't you forget it either! Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. deleted
The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."
D@mn, that's a good idea. And everyone wear a holster and a 38 or 45 (or 9mm) and carry a baton and mace and handcuffs. We'd ALL be mack daddies then! Or aholes--seems like that is what happens to most people who "join the force."
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Yeah, if one of them tells you to crow like a rooster, cluck like a chicken or bark like a dog you can be sure that it is a "lawful order" (in his mind anyway) and you best get to steppin', crowin', cluckin' and barkin'.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. deleted
The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."
You couldn't pay me enough, literally, to have to step on my own manhood like they are forced to. I wouldn't go so far as to apply this to each and every one of them but, in general, people who seek authority over others are just about the last people who should ever be given the symbols of authority (the badge and gun).
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. In that case, I'd rather be tased with my middle finger in the air, thanks.
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
You wouldn't sass and resist arrest, would you? ahaha.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. deleted
The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."
If Tiger Woods can't play through ONE hole with a little pressure from the peanut gallery than I question the depth of his talent.
_________________________________________________________________________ What, you have camera in here somewhere?
Do you know what the meaning of "Golf" is? Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
Caption: Officer, would it make any difference if I told you Tiger had my old lady cleaning his balls at my place while I was out of town? I hear ya buddy, and it sounds like par for the course. A little birdie told me he isn't into the hole in one scene but, his eagle has landed the triple bogey and the occasional albatros.
Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden It has a different meaning for Tiger... Great Occupation Later Fornicate
#2. To: freepatriot32 (#1)
#3. To: freepatriot32 (#0)
#4. To: SonOfLiberty (#2)
#5. To: freepatriot32 (#0)
#6. To: Turtle (#5)
#7. To: SonOfLiberty (#2)
Resisting arrest seems to be defined as not automatically offering to fellate an officer.
Lord Acton
#8. To: Eric Stratton (#4)
Or do anything else that God..., I mean the officer tells you to do, which presumably would include things like drop your pants and run around in circles making chicken noises, etc.
Lord Acton
#9. To: James Deffenbach (#8)
#10. To: James Deffenbach (#8)
#11. To: Eric Stratton (#9)
Actually, I've been thinking of becoming a hero. I've been thinking of going out and buying a uniform too so that I can be one. If all of us do that, then we'll have a nation of heroes.
Lord Acton
#12. To: Eric Stratton (#10)
And actually, I wasn't joking. A lot of these klowns actually believe that you have to do anything that they tell you.
Lord Acton
#13. To: James Deffenbach (#12)
#14. To: Eric Stratton (#13)
Indeed!
Lord Acton
#15. To: James Deffenbach (#12)
Yeah, if one of them tells you to crow like a rooster, cluck like a chicken or bark like a dog you can be sure that it is a "lawful order" (in his mind anyway) and you best get to steppin', crowin', cluckin' and barkin'.
#16. To: SonOfLiberty (#15)
Lord Acton
#17. To: James Deffenbach (#14)
#18. To: freepatriot32 (#0)
...cops Tasered him after he refused to stop heckling Tiger Woods on the 11th hole...
Obama is the miscegenated bastard of a white communist whore. True story.
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#19. To: Turtle (#5)
Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life.
#20. To: wakeup (#19)
#21. To: freepatriot32 (#0)
#22. To: Itistoolate (#20)
Do you know what the meaning of "Golf" is?
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