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Title: Turtle is Going to Purgatory!
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Published: May 12, 2010
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2010-05-12 12:21:22 by Turtle
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Views: 266
Comments: 1

A woman I know, a devout Catholic, told me I'm going to Purgatory. And she means it, too.

When I asked her if there would be girls there, she told me she wasn't going to answer that question because I was being facetious.

I mean, just how bad can Purgatory be? If there's girls and booze and big-screen TVs, it can't be that bad, can it?

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

95% of your posts have the word "Turtle"

can we really take you seriously?

Itistoolate  posted on  2010-05-12   12:30:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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