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Title: Pawnbroker rules
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Published: May 20, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-05-20 20:52:01 by X-15
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King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesustein, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesustein said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!" Croesustein replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are." Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

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#1. To: christine (#0) (Edited)

"When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."

Please delete this.

Pinguinite  posted on  2010-05-20   21:22:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Have you no sense of humor???

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CHIMPOUT!

Live free or die kill ~~ Me
God is a separatist. That's good enough for me.

PSUSA  posted on  2010-05-21   6:57:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Have you no sense of humor???

Yes I do! And that's the problem!

Pinguinite  posted on  2010-05-21   10:05:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

LOL!

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CHIMPOUT!

Live free or die kill ~~ Me
God is a separatist. That's good enough for me.

PSUSA  posted on  2010-05-21   10:06:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

You should be beaten with a stick for posting this.

“No amount of reason, evidence, logic or rational argument will ever convince the true believer otherwise.”

Turtle  posted on  2010-05-21   11:11:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

You should be beaten with a stick for posting this.

Groan!

Didn't get the pun the first time around.

I see psyops everywhere.

randge  posted on  2010-05-21   11:19:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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