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Title: The Biker, The Lion And The Little Girl
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://none.net
Published: May 25, 2010
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2010-05-25 13:43:56 by Horse
Keywords: None
Views: 197
Comments: 7

A Harley biker from St Pete Beach is riding by the zoo in Tampa, (outside Tampa) when he sees a little cute little girl from East Jackson grade school leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event, and addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...

So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.

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#1. To: Horse (#0)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."

Eric Stratton  posted on  2010-05-25   15:03:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Eric Stratton (#1)

MAACST!

They could be super hero soldiers part of a special unit called MAACST (max-tee) and kick ass-tee to the max-tee!

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

SonOfLiberty  posted on  2010-05-25   15:07:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Eric Stratton (#1)

These super soldiers, the Maacst, could be quartered in a very special base, made both for hi-tech training and recreation. A Play-Tech Maacst Pad, if you will.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

SonOfLiberty  posted on  2010-05-25   15:12:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: SonOfLiberty (#2)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."

Eric Stratton  posted on  2010-05-25   15:16:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: SonOfLiberty (#3)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."

Eric Stratton  posted on  2010-05-25   15:17:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Eric Stratton (#5)

What SNL skit?

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

SonOfLiberty  posted on  2010-05-25   15:18:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: SonOfLiberty (#6)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."

Eric Stratton  posted on  2010-05-25   16:58:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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