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Title: Marine gets Palin tattoo on left butt cheek, saying she’s the ‘hottest cougar in the Republican Party’
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URL Source: http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0528/ma ... eft-butt-cheek-hot-gop-cougar/
Published: May 28, 2010
Author: John Byrne
Post Date: 2010-05-28 20:44:14 by christine
Keywords: None
Views: 627
Comments: 38
If you're ever lucky enough to be in Afghanistan, Gunnery Sgt. Benjamin Lepping’s left butt cheek has a special surprise. Sarah Palin. Or, as Lepping puts it, "the hottest cougar in the Republican Party." News of Lepping's Palin tattoo -- which displays her trademark glasses and smiling mug -- has apparently been making the rounds in Lepping's ranks overseas, and appeared online at the Military Times website on Thursday. The Times' headline was, "Marine’s cheeky Sarah Palin tattoo the butt of jokes." "When I came to Afghanistan, I expected to find many strange and unusual sights," the paper's reporter penned. "A gunnery sergeant with a tattoo of Sarah Palin on his buttocks wasn’t one of them." 
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#8. To: christine (#0)
I didn't need to see that. : )
Which - St. Sarah or the Tattoo? I still don't get what people are going ga ga over though. She is not an ugly woman, but I don't find her particularly compelling. She is "handsome" rather than beautiful, but not in a way that I find attractive. She just leaves me flat - a big yawn.
Are you saying if given the opportunity you wouldn't bump uglies with her?
Good question. I honestly don't know - there is something about her that I find repellant. I can't put my finger on it though. In any event I don't do married women even if they're willing. I'm old fashioned that way - not a prude though as I am rather fond of the fair sex and there is no such thing as fair sex - some is just better.
Everybody needs a niche...that particular one is mine. And it's a fun one, as niches go. As for Palin, if they could clip her vocal cords so that whateverthefuck accent she has doesn't grate across my nerve endings like a bastard file over a bum tooth, I'd hit it like the fist of an angry God...for about a week, then she'd have to go.
American Scandinavian via Idaho. Lots of rural women with that basic accent from MN and WI and the Dakotas.
Lots of rural women with that basic accent from MN and WI and the Dakotas. Yikes...imagine spending 8 months of winter with that voice? It's worse than Fran Drescher, like a drillbit to the temple. I wonder what the divorce/spousal murder rate is in those states? Gotta be primarily due to having to listen to that accent. A case in point:
It's a regional accent. The residents are all deaf to it. Most rural areas do have distinctive local accents.
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#9. To: wudidiz, christine (#8)
I didn't need to see that.
#10. To: Original_Intent (#9)
#12. To: bush_is_a_moonie (#10)
#18. To: Original_Intent (#12)
In any event I don't do married women even if they're willing.
#31. To: Samuel Gray, christine (#18)
if they could clip her vocal cords so that whateverthefuck accent she has doesn't grate across my nerve endings like a bastard file over a bum tooth
#37. To: TooConservative (#31)
American Scandinavian via Idaho.
#38. To: Samuel Gray (#37)
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