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Title: Police in Alaska puzzled by 26 headless chickens
Source: comcast
URL Source: http://www.comcast.net/articles/new ... 20100526/US.Headless.Chickens/
Published: May 26, 2010
Author: not attributed
Post Date: 2010-05-28 22:29:41 by farmfriend
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Police in Alaska puzzled by 26 headless chickens

Wed May 26, 1:41 PM EDT

FAIRBANKS, Alaska — Alaska State Troopers are puzzled by a gruesome discovery in the city of North Pole: 26 headless chickens carefully arranged at a coop.

Police say the fly-infested carcasses found Monday were arranged in a 12- to 15-foot-long line pattern that ended in a circle. There was no sign of the missing heads.

Three chickens were left unharmed, and there was no damage to the coop.

Trooper spokeswoman Megan Peters says officers "have no idea what the thought process was."

They say there's a possibility that the killings were intended as a threat. Those responsible could be charged with felony criminal mischief.

The birds were unsuitable for eating, so investigators disposed of the chickens after photographing the scene. Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)

headless chickens

Are they referring to yukon and mad dog (over at LP) yapping at their Palin doll?

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buckeroo  posted on  2010-05-28   22:35:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: buckeroo (#1)

LOL


"With respect to the words general welfare, I have always regarded them as qualified by the detail of powers connected with them. To take them in a literal and unlimited sense would be a metamorphosis of the Constitution into a character which there is a host of proofs was not contemplated by its creators."
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farmfriend  posted on  2010-05-28   22:39:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: farmfriend (#0)

Three chickens were left unharmed, and there was no damage to the coop.

It seems so less artistic if they leave survivors.

TooConservative  posted on  2010-05-28   23:15:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: farmfriend, noone222 (#0)

could it be Palin and cohorts, in some sort of bohemian type zio_noahide ritual?

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Artisan  posted on  2010-05-29   0:01:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: farmfriend (#0)

26 headless chickens

This is a common problem. Weasels/mink only eat the heads. As for the arrangement, I'm sure it was coincidental. We have even had ducks killed in this manner. It's not a police matter. Call in some open range chicken farmers who know something on the subject.

ratcat  posted on  2010-05-29   0:16:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: ratcat, farmfriend (#5)

This is a common problem. Weasels/mink only eat the heads.

Nasty little critters - I had a cousin who raised Mink. Don't put your fingers in the cage unless you want to pull back a bloody stump.

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Original_Intent  posted on  2010-05-29   0:23:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Artisan (#4)

ewecon doing one of those Santeria rituals he performs for his heath niece. though one may want to check for signs of air guitaring and such to tunes like crazy train, over the mountain and a few others of those tender loves songs ozzy was belting out on his "solo" work. should the above scenarios not be the case it will be him just being his pencil neck geek self.


computer counted ballots are ballots that have been counted in secret, and with all probability not the way one voted.

IRTorqued  posted on  2010-05-29   0:34:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Original_Intent (#6)

the survivors should be rectal swabbed for signs of ewecon DNA.


computer counted ballots are ballots that have been counted in secret, and with all probability not the way one voted.

IRTorqued  posted on  2010-05-29   0:35:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: IRTorqued (#7)

his pencil neck geek self.

You do know what a "geek" did in the carnival don't you? Bit the heads off of live chickens - fact.

"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-05-29   0:40:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: IRTorqued (#8)

the survivors should be rectal swabbed for signs of ewecon DNA.

LOL!

"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-05-29   0:41:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Original_Intent (#9)

hence my post.


computer counted ballots are ballots that have been counted in secret, and with all probability not the way one voted.

IRTorqued  posted on  2010-05-29   0:41:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: IRTorqued (#11)

Got it - I kind of thought you knew the origin, but couldn't resist mentioning it for the gallery.

"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-05-29   0:47:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Original_Intent (#12) (Edited)

I was hinting to it also with the ozzy reference in his alleged bat biting, and I do appreciate you for your observation on more than one occasion of my obscure riddling.


computer counted ballots are ballots that have been counted in secret, and with all probability not the way one voted.

IRTorqued  posted on  2010-05-29   1:14:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: IRTorqued (#13)

I was hinting to it also with the ozzy reference in his alleged bat biting, and I do appreciate you for your observation on more than one occasion of my obscure riddling.

It's fun. I grew up with a mother who was addicted to subtle puns and allusions. It got me into a lot of trouble in High School though - I would make a joke and it would just go right over people's heads - so they just thought I was weird. Well there was that too. ;-)

"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-05-29   2:02:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Original_Intent (#14)

a big grin back at you, though I picked mine up from my dad.


computer counted ballots are ballots that have been counted in secret, and with all probability not the way one voted.

IRTorqued  posted on  2010-05-29   2:43:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: buckeroo (#1)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"You've got to put right and wrong above legal and illegal. Because when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty; and it is not rebellion at all, it is submission to the higher law that our government is in rebellion to. We're not the rebels, they're the rebels."

Eric Stratton  posted on  2010-05-29   8:26:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Eric Stratton (#16)

Yuktard and Merde Log got all the way to 26 before they realized that 'choking the chicken' is just a metaphor?

Actually, my first thought on hearing of this was that one or both those two were involved...sorta the Ted Bundy of chickens.

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-05-29   10:09:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: farmfriend (#0)

Believe it or not, I have relatives in North Pole, Alaska.

"All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their constitution or confederation, not from want of honor and virtue, so much as from downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit, and circulation." - John Adams.

Turtle  posted on  2010-05-29   11:37:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: farmfriend (#0) (Edited)

Obviously you need to question the three survivors. Use waterboarding if necessary.

Shoonra  posted on  2010-05-29   13:04:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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