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Title: Rev'run Bob Celeste is Worried About Your Soul!
Source: LP's Rapture Monkey Brain-Trussed
URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=290203
Published: May 31, 2010
Author: The Wrong Reverend Bob Celeste
Post Date: 2010-05-31 17:53:39 by Samuel Gray
Keywords: Rapture Monkey, moonbat, christer, fundie nutball
Views: 210
Comments: 7

To: Itzlzha (#0) Folks it is time to study Rapture and the seven year Tribulation. I am so concerned with what is happening in the Middle East that I have put up 100% of http://ChristianPatriot.com available to anyone at no cost. Even the undedited stuff is up.

If you are not a Born Again Christian, you may just want to start exploring what it means to be left behind.

BobCeleste posted on 2010-05-31 17:20:10 ET

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#1. To: All (#0)

He's givin it away free, folks, even the 'undedited' stuff. Rush on over and get an all access pass to the innermost workings of the "mind" of Boob Celeste, sort of the 'sphinctum sphinctorum', as it were, the "hole-y of Holeys"

Time groweth short. Life was filled with guns and wars, and everyone got trampled on the floor. I wish we'd all been ready! (Well, Kirk Cameron was...he made that truly awful movie, but then Jesus didn't show up to salvage his career...)

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-05-31   17:56:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

e made that truly awful movie,

It's hard to make a good movie out of a series of books that suck.

I read most of them. It was a dumb thing to do, I know. I kept hoping that they would get better. They really were bad. At least I didn't pay for all of them.

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CHIMPOUT!

Live free or die kill ~~ Me
God is a separatist. That's good enough for me.

PSUSA  posted on  2010-05-31   19:19:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

If you are not a Born Again Christian, you may just want to start exploring what it means to be left behind.

And they might want to consider what it will be like to be stuck right fucking here.

Click for Privacy and Preparedness files
CHIMPOUT!

Live free or die kill ~~ Me
God is a separatist. That's good enough for me.

PSUSA  posted on  2010-05-31   19:22:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

To: Itzlzha (#0) Folks it is time to study Rapture and the seven year Tribulation. I am so concerned with what is happening in the Middle East that I have put up 100% of http://ChristianPatriot.com available to anyone at no cost. Even the undedited stuff is up.

If you are not a Born Again Christian, you may just want to start exploring what it means to be left behind.

BobCeleste posted on 2010-05-31 17:20:10 ET

Yeah Bob, you blood dancing knuckle-dragger, I'll get right on that. LOL!

Anyone reading this ZioNazi's posts knows that the Jesus he worships is not the Jesus found in their NT scripture. He worships some type of pseudo-OT war God.

"The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media." ~ William Colby, Director, CIA 1973–1976

Nothing in the State, everything outside the State, everything against the State - Jan Lester, Escape From Leviathan

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." - Frederic Bastiat

Good order results spontaneously when things are let alone. - Zhuangzi

F.A. Hayek Fan  posted on  2010-05-31   19:33:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

John 8:31-47

The Children of Abraham

To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, "If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."

They answered him, "We are Abraham's descendants[b] and have never been slaves of anyone. How can you say that we shall be set free?"

Jesus replied, "I tell you the truth, everyone who sins is a slave to sin. Now a slave has no permanent place in the family, but a son belongs to it forever. So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed.

I know you are Abraham's descendants. Yet you are ready to kill me, because you have no room for my word. I am telling you what I have seen in the Father's presence, and you do what you have heard from your father.[c]"

"Abraham is our father," they answered.

If you were Abraham's children," said Jesus, "then you would[d] do the things Abraham did. As it is, you are determined to kill me, a man who has told you the truth that I heard from God. Abraham did not do such things. You are doing the things your own father does."

"We are not illegitimate children," they protested. "The only Father we have is God himself."

The Children of the Devil

Jesus said to them, "If God were your Father, you would love me, for I came from God and now am here. I have not come on my own; but he sent me. Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say. You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desire. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. Yet because I tell the truth, you do not believe me!

Can any of you prove me guilty of sin? If I am telling the truth, why don't you believe me? He who belongs to God hears what God says. The reason you do not hear is that you do not belong to God."

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"For us, Afghanistan is destroyed. It is turning to poison, and not only for us but for all others in the world. If you are a terrorist, you can have shelter here, no matter who you are. Day by day, there is the increase of drugs. Maybe one day they will have to send hundreds of thousands of troops to deal with that. And if they step in, they will be stuck. We have a British grave in Afghanistan. We have a Soviet grave. And then we will have an American grave." Abdul Haq, 1994

AGAviator  posted on  2010-05-31   20:33:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

To say that Bob is theologically challenged is just not enough.

As zero (correctly) observed, "Even if you win at the Special Olympics, you're still retarded."

What a dunce.

Lod  posted on  2010-05-31   20:40:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

(Well, Kirk Cameron was...he made that truly awful movie, but then Jesus didn't show up to salvage his career...)

lol

christine  posted on  2010-06-01   1:19:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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