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Editorial See other Editorial Articles Title: The Innate Supremacism of the Anti-Racist Movement I recently penned an article entitled I Love Pakis (links NSFW) about how adorable East Indian immigrants are. The title was purposely idiotic and this was made clear in the opening. Its obviously an ignorant word, I explained. Thats what racial epithets areAmerican soldiers called the Vietnamese gooks because they didnt differentiate from the Koreans they had fought 20 years earlier. This satirical attack lampooning the inaccuracy of the word and its simultaneous praise of Indians got a lot of good response from the Brown Community. You actually made Indians sound coolwhich aint easy, joked Amit Nerurkar. I thought it was a riot, echoed Nutan Khanna and You forgot that we often stink quipped Ashok Bhawan. Unfortunately, the White Community was not amused, especially across the pond where it was published on a UK site called Platform. Within hours, the phenomenally redundant Love Music Hate Racism told editors, If you want a campaign launched against your racist irony, you can do nothing. If you want to avoid that, youll take the idiot thing down and issue a genuine, unironic apology to all those youve offended. Your choice. Platform complied because they couldnt afford to lose even one advertiser. So, now Amit cant forward an amusing article to his Indian friends because a white man has deemed it For Nobodys Eyes Only. Our editor, Arvind Dilwar, later sent the organization a thank you letter for protecting him. This was meant to showcase the absurdity of white people fighting others battles but the folks at LMHR dont really care what Arvind thinks. This isnt really about Pakis. Its about whites telling other whites what to do. It reminds me of the SHARPs (Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice) in my neighborhood fighting Nazi skinheads as the oblivious immigrant grocer looked on wondering why teenagers undergoing chemotherapy hate each other so much. Though todays Freedom Riders would like to feel as relevant as they were half a century ago, theyre the only ones left on the bus. In that sense, its more Whites Only than ever. The result is a strange form of Western Superiority where we control everything and its our responsibility to fix it. If the Ugandan Right wants to make homosexuality illegal, its American evangelicals fault for putting that idea into their crazy heads. Instead of recognizing that we didnt start slavery, we ended it (as Buchanan points out) were meant to apologize to the entire planet if it rains on somebodys birthday. Its all our problem or as Martin Luther King said in his Letter from a Birmingham Jail, Never again, can we afford to live with the narrow, parochial, outside agitator idea. All right then, lets agitate! No. Who said that? I always ask liberals what they think of the movie The Stoning of Soraya M and the few who have seen it tell me its a racist portrayal of the Middle East. If I start to bombard them with numbers like the ones listed above, they flush their accusation down the toilet and admit all they can do is talk about what they know and what they know is here. I thought 9-11 made it clear that there is no longer that far from here or, as Ayaan Hirsi Ali says in her new book Nomad, Islam creates dysfunctional families and these distorted families constitute a real threat to the very fabric of Western life. Shes allowed to say that because shes an inside agitator but where did all the outside ones go? Isnt the real agenda of anti-racists: I prefer criticizing people who look like my dad and getting into the real nitty gritty of Human Rights makes me uncomfortable? 72;One easy way to paint these multiculturalists into a corner is to ask, What if a nine-year-old girl was being circumcised in the next apartment? Shes screaming in horror. Do you call the cops? This is where they usually employ the abortion argument and say making it illegal will only drive it further underground. If you try to use their own logic against them and say abortion is a necessity where circumcisions never are, the flushing begins again and one magic word emerges from the bowlEducation. Apparently all we have to do to prevent barbaric customs is give them a book. Here, read about the Bionic Woman. Shed never allow her labia to be shorn. Problem solved. Irshad Manji has a much simpler solution. If you practice female circumcision, you cant come here and if I can do anything to prevent it happening over there, I will (Shes the one who told me the King quote by the way). Why does the Left give everyone else different rules? Cant we launch a campaign against Islams misogynist tyranny? One can only conclude form this kind of reasoning that, when we do something as insignificant as use a silly word, we need to be shut down immediately but when other cultures disfigure, maim, dismember and kill, they need education. The inevitable conclusion groups like Love Music Hate Racism have brought us is the West is superior and the rest of the world is full of ignorant fools who cant think for themselves. With all due respect to people I dont respect, Im going to have to reject that notion and embrace true egalitarianism. Namely, I hate everybody equally (except Pakis).
Poster Comment: Original article: Paki is a racial epithet that includes basically everyone in East Asia despite the fact that its an abbreviation of the word Pakistani. Its obviously an ignorant word. Thats the point. American soldiers called the Vietnamese gooks because they didnt differentiate from the Koreans they had fought 20 years earlier. Though Paki is like a nuclear bomb in Britain, it has about the same impact as honky in America. This is because British people have a politically correct pickle shoved so far up their ass, its actually touching their brain. Im not actually bananas about Pakistanis. They tend to be religious and put Santa Cloud above family, country, and all the other stuff that makes being alive fun. Theyre also not exactly hilarious. Here in New York, most cabbies are Pakistanis and riffing with them is like trying to get a freestyle rap out of a mortician. No. When I say, I love Pakis Im speaking strictly about Indian immigrants. Here are ten reasons why I love them so much: 1. THEYRE NOT RELIGIOUS 2. THEYRE FUNNY For example, some cuntfucker of a civil servant closed the waterfall I drove an hour to get to the other day with my kids and when an Indian dad came over to ask me why it was closed, I told him I couldnt get into it or my blood pressure would go through the roof. He instantly goes, Gotta keep it in the range, eh buddy? Then he does an exhaling gesture with his arms and laughs saying, Keep it in the ra-a-a-ange. What are we, best friends smoking pot together in high school? This off-the-dome good-vibe humor happens approximately 100% of the time I riff with an East Indian stranger. 3. THEY ADD JOBS 4. THEY ASSIMILATE 5. THE WOMEN ARE HOT 6. THE FOOD IS DELICIOUS 7. THEY DONT BITCH ABOUT GENOCIDE 8. THEY ALL SPEAK ENGLISH 9. THE MUSIC IS COOL 10. THEY ALL LOOK LIKE ME WITH A TAN Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top Page Up Full Thread Page Down Bottom/Latest
#1. To: Dakmar (#0)
Outstanding article! Hilarious, it must have taken you a coon's age to put all those links in.
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I use firefox, I just nabbed all the source HTML I wanted, it was easy since article(s) used hardcoded links instead of that dot dot backward slashers crap.
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