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Title: Principal Chases Streaker in Gorilla Mask
Source: SFGATE
URL Source: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/artic ... /09/15/national/a130524D18.DTL
Published: Sep 16, 2005
Author: an author
Post Date: 2005-09-16 22:03:19 by CAPPSMADNESS
Keywords: Principal, Streaker, Gorilla
Views: 47
Comments: 5

Some may have called it monkeying around, but school officials didn't find the stunt amusing. A 17-year-old student was arrested Monday after streaking through his high school wearing only a gorilla mask and outrunning the school principal.

Union Springs High School Principal Kimberle Ward — who said she runs three to five miles a day — couldn't catch the fleeing student, but she was able to help police identify the teen after watching a hallway surveillance camera video and interviewing students.

"There's no way anyone in the district would consider this a prank," said District Superintendent Linda Rice. "We're here to teach children, and we do have high standards."

The student, whose name was withheld by police and school officials, was charged with exposure, a violation punishable by up to 15 days in jail and a $250 fine. He also faces up to five days' suspension and possibly more severe punishment if the case goes to a hearing before the superintendent.

The student said he had been dared by friends to streak through the school, according to police.

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#1. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#0)

"There's no way anyone in the district would consider this a prank," said District Superintendent Linda Rice. "We're here to teach children, and we do have high standards."

It was the gorilla mask.. that was WAY over the top .. :P

'Catch the Wind'

Zipporah  posted on  2005-09-16   22:09:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Zipporah (#1)

I think the principal was more upset that she couldn't catch the wild ape.....

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-09-16   22:14:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#2)

well she'd never make a supreme court justice.. :P

The (over)exercise of power

"A week ago, when President Bush met with Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson III to interview him for a potential Supreme Court nomination, the conversation turned to exercise. When asked by the president of the United States how often he exercised, Wilkinson impressively responded that he runs 3 1/2 miles a day. Bush urged him to adopt more cross-training. "He warned me of impending doom," Wilkinson told the New York Times.

Am I the only person who finds this disturbing? I don't mean the fact that Bush would vet his selection for the highest court in the land in part on something utterly trivial. That's expected. What I mean is the fact that Bush has an obsession with exercise that borders on the creepy.

Given the importance of his job, it is astonishing how much time Bush has to exercise. His full schedule is not publicly available. The few peeks we get at Bush's daily routine usually come when some sort of disaster prods the White House Press Office to reveal what the president was doing "at the time." Earlier this year, an airplane wandered into restricted Washington air space. Bush, we learned, was bicycling in Maryland. In 2001, a gunman fired shots at the White House. Bush was inside exercising. When planes struck the World Trade Center in 2001, Bush was reading to schoolchildren, but that morning he had gone for a long run with a reporter. Either this is a series of coincidences or Bush spends an enormous amount of time working out."

'Catch the Wind'

Zipporah  posted on  2005-09-16   22:17:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#0)

Who couldn't outrun their high school principal in high school?

"A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny." – Alexander Solzhenitsyn

robin  posted on  2005-09-16   22:20:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: robin (#4)

but she runs five miles a day!!!

At least somewhere, kids are still being kids!

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-09-16   22:23:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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