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Title: The 2011 Obummer
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anon-e-mouse
URL Source: http://abraxasmail.org
Published: Jun 15, 2010
Author: anon-e-mouse
Post Date: 2010-06-15 23:02:07 by abraxas
Keywords: None
Views: 264
Comments: 6
GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces The 2011 Obummer This car runs on hot air, bullshit, and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Tele-Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners. Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!
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#1. To: abraxas (#0)
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Does it use green technology? Does it run on watermelon rinds from the White House garden??
_________________________________________________________________________ You are an expert at pimpin' that ride. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Not expert, I just thought it had to have the pic of the Obummer in it.
hahahahaha. i love that.
Actually you are closer to the true than neither of us would like. It was reported on Fox News this evening that the Cap and Steal bill in the senate mandates that tractor trailer trucks have to be changed to run solely on "natural gas". A trucking industry of expense pintos that will be shutdown after the first crash and explosion.
This car runs on hot air, bulldust and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with Tele Prompters to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners. Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. It won’t get you to work, but hey, there aren’t any jobs anyway!
#2. To: abraxas (#0)
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Obama is the miscegenated bastard of a white communist whore. True story.
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#3. To: TooConservative (#1)
#4. To: abraxas (#3)
#5. To: abraxas (#0)
It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!
#6. To: abraxas (#0)
This car runs on hot air, bullshit, and broken promises.
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