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Title: Think you're free? Think again.
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Published: Jun 20, 2010
Author: The Evil Rabbi Essostein
Post Date: 2010-06-20 14:04:13 by Esso
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Views: 678
Comments: 11

If you're still laboring under the delusion that Uhhmerkka is free, try to do this: Go out and buy a replacement spout for a gas can or a gas can that isn't an EPA/CARB certified, childproof, self-closing, non-vented, Rube Goldberg of a clusterfuck that actually works.

Can't be done, the sale of working gas cans and replacement parts has been outlawed in all 50 states since January 2009.

WE SO FREEEEE!

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Didn't O'boingo say there were 57 states? Maybe I can get a new spout in one of those 7 'other' states. Hell, I may even splurge for a whole new can if I'm going into the smuggling business.

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#2. To: Esso (#0)

I can go buy a gas can at my local hardware store, or home depot if I so choose. AND... They're not the retard proof cans you speak of.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2010-06-20   14:36:49 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#4. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#2)

I can go buy a gas can at my local hardware store, or home depot if I so choose. AND... They're not the retard proof cans you speak of.

I thought the same thing up until last Friday. Look again.

The closest I got was some products on Amazon that are still listed but no longer available.

Esso  posted on  2010-06-20 15:10:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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