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Title: DEATH~ WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT
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Published: Jun 21, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-06-21 11:11:35 by James Deffenbach
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DEATH~ WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT. A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to Leave the examination room and said, 'Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side.' Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know.' 'You don't know? You, a Christian man, Do not know what is on the other side?' The doctor was holding the handle of the door. On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness. Turning to the patient, the doctor said, 'Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, And when the door opened, he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on the other side of death, But I do know one thing... I know my Master is there and that is enough.'
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#2. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
Youn mean there is a dog waiting to slobber on me on the other side?
I don't pretend to know that. But I sure do hope that there is a place in heaven--or maybe one God has created for them--for our pets. And that we can see them and play with them. To say that that would bring me great joy would be an understatement.
If there aren't pugs in heaven I'm not going.
Three women die together in an accident and go to Heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place! It is almost impossible not to step on a duck.And although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!' The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together, with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and,not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. Saint Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?' The guy says, 'I don't know about you, But I stepped on a duck!
Great. Thanks for the laugh.
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#4. To: Turtle (#2)
Youn mean there is a dog waiting to slobber on me on the other side?
#5. To: James Deffenbach (#4)
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#6. To: Turtle, 4 (#5)
Mark Twain's thoughts on dogs and heaven -
#7. To: Lod, all (#6)
#8. To: Jethro Tull (#7)
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