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Title: Are Dating Sites Scams?
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Published: Jun 25, 2010
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2010-06-25 11:45:16 by Turtle
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Comments: 86

I was sondering about this yesterday.

My last girlfriend, before she met me, had signed up for one of those Chemistry/eHarmony/Match.com sites.

She told me she had a few dates and they were catastrophes. They had nothing in common. And she paid money for this!

I'll bet not one person out of ten thousand finds a mate on these sites.

Out of curiosity I once took the test at Chemistry.com. They asked questions about the ratio of my ring and index finger (men have longer ring fingers due to testosterone in the womb). I consider such a ratio irrelevant in a relationship.

They asked one question each about politics and religion -- which I have found to be exremely important in relationships.

I'll bet the owners of these sites are making millions off of lonely desperate people. i'll bet they pay for a month and then let it lapse. But if people are signing up every day, well, there is a sucker born every minute.

i'll bet I could do a better job as a matchmaker than these people.

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#18. To: Turtle (#0)

On the topic of dating sites, it's a place for people begging to have smoke blown up their butts.

I'm outgoing and have hundreds of friends.......yeah, that's why you can't find a date.

I'm a real hottie.......just look at that graduation picture from two decades back.

I'm proportionate........once the pictures are elongated in photoshop.

I'm active........when I'm not popping ho-ho's in my mouth with eyes glued to a reality tv marathon.

Oh, and I NEVER get angry or tell a lie.......nope, not even one.

abraxas  posted on  2010-06-25   12:46:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: abraxas (#18)

people begging to have smoke blown up their butts.

I love eharmony's "29 dimensions of compatibility". WTF does that mean? There aren't that many known dimensions in the physical universe yet.

An acquaintance of mine got paired up with a guy from eHarmony.com who tested out as "Knight in Shining Armor" material on every level.

She waxed the lance of Sir Knight on the third date and he ended up breaking things off after she told him she was pregnant and was never seen again. I learned later that she had "tragically miscarried" the child.

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-06-25   12:52:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Samuel Gray (#20)

How can that be? According to Newsweek: "No Company Screens Its Members More Rigorously"

That right there is a "scientifically proven combat"......lol.....I mean "compatability matching system."

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#35. To: abraxas (#30)

How can that be? According to Newsweek: "No Company Screens Its Members More Rigorously"

That right there is a "scientifically proven combat"......lol.....I mean "compatability matching system."

I got this one. The fatal flaw in their system is that they assume guys are being honest. We're portrayed as rather dim animals but most of us are smart enough to pick the right sappy answer out of a field of generic questions, to wit:

"If a woman you're attracted to or dating walks in to your apartment crying, do you:

A) Ignore it and watch ESPN

B) Get up, take her in your arms and ask her what is wrong

C) Fart loudly and remind her that Thursdays are "steak and blowjobs" night

D) Make a PMS remark or ask if she's "riding the cotton pony" this week.

I took the test long ago. It's like 30 pages of foofy questions to gauge your sincerity. Once you can fake that, you're in.

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