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Title: Are Dating Sites Scams?
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Published: Jun 25, 2010
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2010-06-25 11:45:16 by Turtle
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Views: 3205
Comments: 86

I was sondering about this yesterday.

My last girlfriend, before she met me, had signed up for one of those Chemistry/eHarmony/Match.com sites.

She told me she had a few dates and they were catastrophes. They had nothing in common. And she paid money for this!

I'll bet not one person out of ten thousand finds a mate on these sites.

Out of curiosity I once took the test at Chemistry.com. They asked questions about the ratio of my ring and index finger (men have longer ring fingers due to testosterone in the womb). I consider such a ratio irrelevant in a relationship.

They asked one question each about politics and religion -- which I have found to be exremely important in relationships.

I'll bet the owners of these sites are making millions off of lonely desperate people. i'll bet they pay for a month and then let it lapse. But if people are signing up every day, well, there is a sucker born every minute.

i'll bet I could do a better job as a matchmaker than these people.

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#18. To: Turtle (#0)

On the topic of dating sites, it's a place for people begging to have smoke blown up their butts.

I'm outgoing and have hundreds of friends.......yeah, that's why you can't find a date.

I'm a real hottie.......just look at that graduation picture from two decades back.

I'm proportionate........once the pictures are elongated in photoshop.

I'm active........when I'm not popping ho-ho's in my mouth with eyes glued to a reality tv marathon.

Oh, and I NEVER get angry or tell a lie.......nope, not even one.

abraxas  posted on  2010-06-25   12:46:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: abraxas (#18)

With the games going on these days I couldn't imagine being in the dating world. The entire idea of human emotions and closeness seem almost laughably anathema to many singles that I know. Well, that's what they say anyway. What a cold, cold brave new world is being created.

SonOfLiberty  posted on  2010-06-25   12:48:21 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: SonOfLiberty (#19)

It's very hard for people to find a relationship with another when they don't even know thy self. And, if they did know thy self, then they wouldn't have any problem with spending some time alone until the right person comes along rather than having to have another person around to "complete" them.

Sigh.

abraxas  posted on  2010-06-25   12:52:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: abraxas (#21)

The soul-mate stuff is the one that really, really gets me.

Lod  posted on  2010-06-25   12:59:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Lod (#25)

The soul-mate stuff is the one that really, really gets me.

I've always cringed when I've heard women and pseudo-men say that word. Where does it come from anyway? Who originated it? Oprah? I seem to recall hearing it in the early-mid 1990's, but not really before that.

SonOfLiberty  posted on  2010-06-25   13:07:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: SonOfLiberty, 4 (#27)

interesting site about marriage, soul-mates, and more -

www.marriagehelper.com/soul_mate.php

Lod  posted on  2010-06-25   13:49:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Lod (#36)

Wait a minute, Loddy. Who is this Joe Beam? I thought Jim Beam with the marriage helper. ; )

abraxas  posted on  2010-06-25   14:05:38 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: abraxas, 4 (#38)

I think JimBeam helps fuel affairs more than he helps marriages.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Lod  posted on  2010-06-25   14:11:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Lod (#39)

Sound advice Loddy. : )

abraxas  posted on  2010-06-25   14:30:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: abraxas (#40)

The aforementioned eHarmony girl used to say that Jack (Daniels) put her on her back and Jose (Cuervo) put her on her knees. Assuming the best about her 'virtue', I presumed that meant passed out in the first instance and puking in the second. She said "yeah, that's about 75 percent right..."

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-06-25   14:37:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: Samuel Gray (#41)

lol....eharmony girl sounds like a "real catch" and I just can't fathom why she's having a hard time finding a meaningful relationship. Perhaps water found it's own level on the sight when she hooked up with that "real catch" of a guy.

Do you think she answered all the drinking questions honestly? It's a real turn on to hold hair back while vomit spews.

abraxas  posted on  2010-06-25   14:44:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#80. To: abraxas (#42)

It's a real turn on to hold hair back while vomit spews.

Not only have I done that but twice they lost control of their bladder and ended up pissing on the ground outside my car.

Of course I was 19 when that happened.

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