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Title: Are Dating Sites Scams?
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Published: Jun 25, 2010
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2010-06-25 11:45:16 by Turtle
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Views: 3298
Comments: 86

I was sondering about this yesterday.

My last girlfriend, before she met me, had signed up for one of those Chemistry/eHarmony/Match.com sites.

She told me she had a few dates and they were catastrophes. They had nothing in common. And she paid money for this!

I'll bet not one person out of ten thousand finds a mate on these sites.

Out of curiosity I once took the test at Chemistry.com. They asked questions about the ratio of my ring and index finger (men have longer ring fingers due to testosterone in the womb). I consider such a ratio irrelevant in a relationship.

They asked one question each about politics and religion -- which I have found to be exremely important in relationships.

I'll bet the owners of these sites are making millions off of lonely desperate people. i'll bet they pay for a month and then let it lapse. But if people are signing up every day, well, there is a sucker born every minute.

i'll bet I could do a better job as a matchmaker than these people.

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#18. To: Turtle (#0)

On the topic of dating sites, it's a place for people begging to have smoke blown up their butts.

I'm outgoing and have hundreds of friends.......yeah, that's why you can't find a date.

I'm a real hottie.......just look at that graduation picture from two decades back.

I'm proportionate........once the pictures are elongated in photoshop.

I'm active........when I'm not popping ho-ho's in my mouth with eyes glued to a reality tv marathon.

Oh, and I NEVER get angry or tell a lie.......nope, not even one.

abraxas  posted on  2010-06-25   12:46:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#74. To: abraxas (#18)

On the topic of dating sites, it's a place for people begging to have smoke blown up their butts.

I'm outgoing and have hundreds of friends.......yeah, that's why you can't find a date.

I'm a real hottie.......just look at that graduation picture from two decades back.

I'm proportionate........once the pictures are elongated in photoshop.

I'm active........when I'm not popping ho-ho's in my mouth with eyes glued to a reality tv marathon.

Oh, and I NEVER get angry or tell a lie.......nope, not even one.

What's weird is that at Chemistry.com., after taking their bizarre test, I decided to post a description of myself. I had no intention of joining or paying money or responding to anyone. I was curious as to what response I would get.

I put down important things, such as political/religious beliefs, the fact I prefer action films but will compromise on seeing Hugh Grant, whom I called a nancy-boy, and I'll be damned if they didn't reject my application.

Apparently the only description they want is "smart, funny, loves life," etc. In other words, how the average nitwit describes him/herself.

Turtle  posted on  2010-06-26   11:06:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#75. To: Turtle (#74)

I put down important things, such as political/religious beliefs, the fact I prefer action films but will compromise on seeing Hugh Grant, whom I called a nancy-boy, and I'll be damned if they didn't reject my application.

To find "real" chemistry one must ignore the urge to keep it real. Never color outside the lines of the averages. : )

abraxas  posted on  2010-06-26   11:18:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#76. To: abraxas, Turtle, 4 (#75)

This makes me want to try to register at chemistry.com just to see how well, or not, it goes.

Lod  posted on  2010-06-26   11:21:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#79. To: Lod (#76)

This makes me want to try to register at chemistry.com just to see how well, or not, it goes.

The test is nonsense. Finger ratio and visual-spatial abilities. Take it and you'll see what I mean.

Turtle  posted on  2010-06-26   11:26:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#81. To: Turtle, 4 (#79)

The test is nonsense. Finger ratio and visual-spatial abilities. Take it and you'll see what I mean.

You're right.

I quit after three pages of goofiness.

Lod  posted on  2010-06-26   11:36:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#82. To: Lod (#81)

You're right.

I quit after three pages of goofiness.

What does my finger ratio and my visual spatial abilities have to with anything?

They'd be better off asking if I have a Neanderthal toe -- which I do. Someone here pointed out it's associated with royalty and high intelligencce.

Now there you go!

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