Title: What in the Heck is Wrong with Women? Source:
[None] URL Source:[None] Published:Jul 4, 2010 Author:me Post Date:2010-07-04 10:27:59 by F.A. Hayek Fan Keywords:None Views:4553 Comments:133
Why in the hell do women voluntarily watch movies they know going to make them cry? I just don't understand it. My wife actually seeks out these kinds of movies.
Sam Baldwin: Well I'm not looking for a mail-order bride! I just want somebody I can have a decent conversation with over dinner. Without it falling down into weepy tears over some movie! Greg: She's, as you just saw, very emotional. Sam Baldwin: Although I cried at the end of "the Dirty Dozen." Greg: Who didn't? Sam Baldwin: Jim Brown was throwing these hand grenades down these airshafts. And Richard Jaeckel and Lee Marvin...[Begins to cry] Sam Baldwin: ...were sitting on top of this armored personnel carrier, dressed up like Nazis... Greg: [Crying too] Stop, stop! Sam Baldwin: And Trini Lopez... Greg: Yes, Trini Lopez! Sam Baldwin: He busted his neck while they were parachuting down behind the Nazi lines... Greg: Stop. Sam Baldwin: And Richard Jaeckel - at the beginning he had on this shiny helmet... Greg: [Crying harder] Please no more. Oh God! I loved that movie.