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Title: The Patch
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Published: Jul 9, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-07-09 08:54:04 by James Deffenbach
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The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service. . . . . . . . It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. And the Laundromat - three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine, most still running. Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
I don't have a uniform. I'll put it on a cap.
"Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba" said the chimp-y to the monk.
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