"Ben Dover, Obama!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Roll Over, Beethoven")
MUD's gonna write a little ditty... Gonna mail it to my friend, Hannity!! We're a'rockin' Lib'ral ninnies... I want Rush Limbaugh to SING!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Gonna git the BigMan to play!!
You know the TeaPartiers're risin'... While RAT-JournOlists make up news!! Barack's Treason's Muslim... Marxist goal's..."Keep killin' the Jews!!" Ben Dover, Obama!! The RAT-Messiah's a TOOL!!
I got a rockin' new MudCave... I need to sing MUD's Obama Tunes!! I think Barack's parents were Whiteys... Wantin' Power 'cuz they were Marxist DUPES!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Right's whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!!
Folks, it's our freedom, we like it... Don't need BigGuv'ment...DeeCee's a shark pit!! BO's a boner...hear Truth on Rush!! RATS call US "Birthers"...DeeCee loves Marxists!! BO, Ben Dover... Ben Dover, Obama... We're whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!! Ohh!!
Rise early ev'ry mornin'... MUD's a singin' you the warnin'... Don't you tread on Right's Founding Truths!! Hey diddle diddle... MUD'll play his fiddle... Folks must REJECT Left's views!! Ben Dover, Obama!! And tell Michelle she's a shrew!!
You know RATS whinin' 'causes low sperm... RATS like to beg fer schlop!! Left's got some KRAAAY-ZEE partners... Dubyuh really won Iraq!! Long as patriots fight... Right's music shall never stop!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Ben Dover, Obama!! And dig MUD's mystical tunes!!
If you live free, VOTE FREE!! Don't matter HOO U R... Dutch Reagan's our STAR!! RATS R insane... From Truth and Light RATS scurry... RAT-Power's cause 2 worry!!
Yo Barry, there... Ain't no Marxists wise enuff... Ain't no minions bold enuff... Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff... To keep US from DEFEATING U!!
November Tuesday...Truth sets you free!! Rush told us we must VOTE 4 Liberty!! From this day on, REJECT RATS Power... Right'll B there when U R free... DeeCee loves Power!!
Yea Barry, there... Ain't no Marxists wise enuff... Ain't no minions bold enuff... Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff... To keep US from DEFEATING U!!
No spin, Left stains...
Ol' MUD's singin' live... From deep in my heart... Church Hill is the place we'll start!! If you ever need a RightWing band... Syntaurs ain't 'fraid of trouble... Whup ass on TheMan!!
Don't you know that there... Ain't no Marxists wise enuff... Ain't no minions bold enuff... Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff... To keep US from DEFEATING TOOLS!!
Don't RATS know that there... Ain't no Marxists wise enuff... Ain't no minions bold enuff... Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff...
MUD don't need...don't sleep... Sheeeple feed...Marxists seethe!! Barry's SCUM...minions moan, Left's WEAK!! Lick the dirt off RAT- Messiah's feet!! RATS blame Bush...Left's LOUD!! Masterbates becuz RATS LOVE their Power!! TRUTH RATS denigrate...Left's Tax&Spend!! Think like MUD and we'll WHUP KenyanKen!!
MUD don't worry when braindead Lib'rals come his way... RATS pack themselves together...Left's awful DUMB!! RATS git where they're not ALLOWED to... RATS take what's not theirs...TYRANTS don't care!!
Marxists scam...ain't Right!! Don't oppress this Injun's Civil Rights!! Enslave the Poor so RATS can be well-fed!! Line their holes with the dead one's bread!!
MUD don't worry when braindead Lib'rals comes his way... RATS stack themselves like minions...they're IGNORANT!! RATS packed like smelts like idiots...Left's awful DUMB!! Don't spit where yer not supposed to... RATS take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
Rats...They don't compare (2x) Ben, the two of us need look no more (5X)
Ain't that sumthin'?! Any idea what Pearl Jam CD this song can be found on?!
Mudboy Slim (discovered Sunday, February 09, 2003...completed 7 August 2010)
I'm looking forward to the humiliation and abasement of the entire Clinton-Pelosi-Schumer-Rangel machine. Champagne's on ice.
I have lived in this country long enough to know, however, that whomever the 'Pubbies put in there in '10 or '12, their base will be betrayed by them just like Zero betrayed his troops.
The elites that have this country by the family jewels, have nothing other than its destruction as their goal, and they use both parties toward that end.