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Title: "Ben Dover, Obama!!"
Source: The MudCave
URL Source: http://gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=757.msg120405#msg120405
Published: Jul 25, 2010
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2010-07-25 17:49:31 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: Obama, RAT-Messiah, RAT-minions, RAT-MORONS
Views: 8025
Comments: 128

"Black XXXIII"

"Ben Dover, Obama!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Roll Over, Beethoven")

MUD's gonna write a little ditty...
Gonna mail it to my friend, Hannity!!
We're a'rockin' Lib'ral ninnies...
I want Rush Limbaugh to SING!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Gonna git the BigMan to play!!

You know the TeaPartiers're risin'...
While RAT-JournOlists make up news!!
Barack's Treason's Muslim...
Marxist goal's..."Keep killin' the Jews!!"
Ben Dover, Obama!!
The RAT-Messiah's a TOOL!!

I got a rockin' new MudCave...
I need to sing MUD's Obama Tunes!!
I think Barack's parents were Whiteys...
Wantin' Power 'cuz they were Marxist DUPES!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Right's whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!!

Folks, it's our freedom, we like it...
Don't need BigGuv'ment...DeeCee's a shark pit!!
BO's a boner...hear Truth on Rush!!
RATS call US "Birthers"...DeeCee loves Marxists!!
BO, Ben Dover...
Ben Dover, Obama...
We're whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!! Ohh!!

Rise early ev'ry mornin'...
MUD's a singin' you the warnin'...
Don't you tread on Right's Founding Truths!!
Hey diddle diddle...
MUD'll play his fiddle...
Folks must REJECT Left's views!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
And tell Michelle she's a shrew!!

You know RATS whinin' 'causes low sperm...
RATS like to beg fer schlop!!
Left's got some KRAAAY-ZEE partners...
Dubyuh really won Iraq!!
Long as patriots fight...
Right's music shall never stop!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
And dig MUD's mystical tunes!!

Mudboy Slim (23 July 2010)

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#31. To: randge (#30)

If WeThePeople demand the Devolution of Power from each of the 50 States, regardless of party affiliation, the Effin' Be Eye will be overwhelmed by the forces of decentralization and liberty, and powerless to stamp out all the wildfires. It's the essence of the Power of the TeaParty...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-10-01   11:29:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: randge (#30)

TeaParty Patriots ROCK...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-11-04   16:14:36 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Mudboy Slim (#32)

Nobody's as happy to see Pelosi gone as Speaker as I am. However, we are no nearer sovereignty over our currency than we were a few days ago. The dollar is in a precarious position, our savings are being eroded, and we no longer have the manufacturing base that enables known tools of stabilization to work. We're headed for an economic maelstrom that our elected representatives will be helpless to do anything about.

US quantitative easing may mean 20 percent dollar drop: Gross

NEWPORT BEACH, CALIFORNIA: The dollar is in danger of losing 20 percent of its value over the next few years if the Federal Reserve continues unconventional monetary easing, Bill Gross , the manager of the world's largest mutual fund, said on Monday.

"I think a 20 percent decline in the dollar is possible," Gross said, adding the pace of the currency's decline was also an important consideration for investors.

"When a central bank prints trillions of dollars of checks, which is not necessarily what (a second round of quantitative easing) will do in terms of the amount, but if it gets into that territory --- that is a debasement of the dollar in terms of the supply of dollars on a global basis," Gross told Reuters in an interview at his PIMCO headquarters.

The Fed will probably begin a new round of monetary easing this week by announcing a plan to buy at least $500 billion of long-term securities, what investors and traders refer to as QE II, according to a Reuters poll of primary dealers.

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves. Thank you. - Roman Moroni

randge  posted on  2010-11-04   16:46:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: randge (#33)

"...we are no nearer sovereignty over our currency than we were a few days ago. The dollar is in a precarious position, our savings are being eroded, and we no longer have the manufacturing base that enables known tools of stabilization to work. We're headed for an economic maelstrom that our elected representatives will be helpless to do anything about."

Unfortunately, I can't argue with you there...this bond buyback (QE2) is a recipe fer disaster. We've been digging this hole fer decades and at some point, we're gonna haveta pay the piper...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2010-11-04   17:04:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: randge (#33)

The dollar is in danger of losing 20 percent of its value over the next few years if the Federal Reserve continues unconventional monetary easing, Bill Gross , the manager of the world's largest mutual fund, said on Monday.

Next few YEARS??? How about next few MONTHS? December, 2008, one "dollar" would get you just about 2.6 Brazilian reais. Today, that same "dollar" will get you 1.67 reais. That is almost one whole currency unit drop since December of '08. The long-term outlook for the (so-called) "dollar" is not good.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-11-04   17:28:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: randge (#33)

HERE...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-02-25   14:21:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: randge (#33)

Bttt...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-02-25   14:47:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Mudboy Slim (#36)

Hordes of savage, war crazed fuzzy-wuzzies.

I say, cold steel is what they want!

(Fill my glass, Hudson.)

Know guns, know safety, know liberty. No guns, no safety, no liberty.

randge  posted on  2013-02-25   15:43:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: randge (#38)

(Fill my glass, Hudson.)

Indeed...consider it done, my friend...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-02-25   15:55:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Mudboy Slim (#39)

some people things never change.

hello, Mud. ;)

christine  posted on  2013-02-25   18:13:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: christine, Mudboy Slim, randge (#40)

Wogs Off Earth Now! :)

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2013-02-25   18:35:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: christine, *Escape From ElPee* (#40)

some people things never change

I'm IN for the ensuing hilarity/hurled insults/crying jags!!

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“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2013-02-25   18:41:40 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: X-15 (#42)

I just missed being called an america hater.

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2013-02-25   18:49:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: Dakmar, Mudboy Slim, randge, Lod (#43)

"Since 9/11, things are different..."

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2013-02-25   18:53:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: X-15, mudsock (#44)

"Since 9/11, things are different..."

"we have got to accept Big Government for the duration–for neither an offensive nor a defensive war can be waged...except through the instrumentality of a totalitarian bureaucracy within our shores." - William F Buckley

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2013-02-25   19:00:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: All (#14)

"Pubbies are not to be trusted to do the right thing without WeThePeople's swords at their throats. Down-sizing the Federal Leviathan is a bum deal fer the EffeteElite of BOTH parties, no doubt about that. However, we need to start electing folks whose primary focus is cutting DeeCee down to size, not becoming one of the Inside-the-Beltway's High & Mighty class. Still, it all comes down to US...we gotta start taking responsibility fer sending these jokers to represent us all these years..."

Zackley...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-02-26   7:28:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: christine (#40)

Howdy, ma'am...y'all been behaving yourselves?

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-02-26   7:30:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: Dakmar (#41)

"Wogs Off Earth Now!"

Yet another Daffy Dakism? W-E-O-N? I don't get it, dude...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-02-26   7:32:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: Dakmar (#43)

"I just missed being called an america hater."

Not by me...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-02-26   7:33:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: All (#49)

Fitty...

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-02-26   7:36:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: All (#50)

"Sheeple"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")

Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa...
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!

What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...

[The Lib'rals Prayer]
"Obama's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"

But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul...
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!

Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Barack with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!

Have you heard the News?!!
Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!

Heh heh heh...BO'sMYbi+C#!!

MUD (7/26/98)

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-02-26   15:44:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: Mudboy Slim, sheeple, 4 (#51)

sheeple's theme song -

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-02-26   16:19:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: Lod (#52)

Believe it or not, Stevie Nicks usedta be hot...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-02-28   9:05:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: Lod (#52)

U related to Lodwicke of Olde?

Me neither...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-02-28   16:45:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: Lod, Jethro Tull, unamused (#52)

Does J.T. still haunt these pages? J.T., dam rascals tain't kil't me yet...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-03-01   0:39:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: randge, Jethro Tull, CAPPSMADNESS, Samuel Gray, Rotara, ferret mike, war, TLBSHOW, Goldi-lox, christine, allegedly same person, buckeroo, Dakmar, byeltsin, turtle, Cynicom (#16)

"...shhhhhh...we're being very very quiet on this thread...hmmm..."

>

Wake up, America...the ObamaNation has gotten outta hand...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-03-01   2:06:58 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: Mudboy Slim (#56)

It's the calm before the storm.

Know guns, know safety, know liberty. No guns, no safety, no liberty.

randge  posted on  2013-03-01   18:15:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: Mudboy Slim (#53)

We all used to be hot.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-03-01   19:08:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: Mudboy Slim (#54)

Yep - to save keystrokes and bandwidth, I whacked the wick.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-03-01   19:10:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#60. To: Lod (#59)

They say you're spending a lot of time these days whacking the wick.

Is that true?

Know guns, know safety, know liberty. No guns, no safety, no liberty.

randge  posted on  2013-03-01   19:15:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#61. To: randge (#60)

Breaking news to the wick.

He'll be thrilled! and wants to know if they will come over and trim him.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-03-01   19:44:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#62. To: Lod (#61)

Heh heh. ;]

Know guns, know safety, know liberty. No guns, no safety, no liberty.

randge  posted on  2013-03-01   20:03:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: randge (#62)

Indeed.

You can fuck an old fucker, but you can't shit an old shitter.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-03-01   20:41:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#64. To: Lod, randge, Jethro Tull, Jhoffa_, cynicom, turtle, christine (#63)

needta pick up yer a-games, boyz...

"WooHOO!!"

To: Snow Bunny; FallGuy; Landru; Coop; mike2right; M Kehoe; jla

"Have a great game !!"

I did, but my Wahoos collapsed at the end, unfortunately. I've had season tickets for quite awhile and I cannot recall the fans being quite as riled up as we were for this game...although I heard it was like this when we upset Florida State in '95. Place was packed and it was special because I brought both my kids and Jake--my three-year-old--was simply enthralled with the "gazillion people"...LOL!! The Missuz was feeling a bit under the weather so my parents and I took the kids so Mommy could catch up on some rest.

Funny little story...one of my best friends from college was supposed to go but backed out at the last minute and now I know why. His father is a huge DemocRAT Donor and very much behind Mark Warner's ill-fated bid fer Governor (Earley 60%-Warner 35%...SITYS!!)...well, my buddy had told me that his dad was going to be in the Wachovia Luxury Box with Douglas Wilder (Louis--my buddy's Ol' Man--was Governor Wilder's Number One contributor when he had won that race and Mark Warner was Wilder's Campaign Manager) and, possibly, Mark Warner was gonna be there as well.

Anyway, I left my parents watching the kids for a few minutes and ventured over to try to sneak into the Wachovia box and stir up some trouble...LOL!! Security's extremely tight, so I knock on the door to the Luxury Box Concourse and give them a schpiel about my friend not being able to make it to the game but my needing to speak to Louis. Next, some DemocRAT Press Manager comes out to talk to me and I smooth-talk him into runnin' and fetchin' Louis...LOL!! Well, Louis comes out and greets me as an old friend--he's an Architect/Developer, too, and I used to work for him--and I thought I'd about had him snowed enough to let me in the Wachovia Box when I let him know of my intentions for visiting said box, "Louis, I heard y'all got a bunch of high-falootin' Lib'ral DemocRATS in there and I just wanted to razz 'em a bit!!" Louis says, "Mudboy, yer a Republican?!" I said, "Hell yeah, Ol' Man, you'll never catch me voting or contributing to the campaign of one of them there Socialist Big Guv'ment Whores!! Tell me the TRUTH, you got Doug Wilder in there, don'tcha?! Can I join the Party?!" Louis guffawed and said, "I'm not letting you in, MUD!!" to which I bellicosely replied, "What'cha SCAIRT of?!" He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!"

I was grinnin' like a Cheshire Cat all the way back to my MUCH BETTER seats!!

=^D...MUD

389 posted on 10/21/2001 2:41:16 AM by Mudboy Slim

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-03-02   13:14:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#65. To: Lod (#59)

"I whacked the wick."

Quit whackin' yer wick and pungo attencion...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-03-02   16:21:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#66. To: All (#65)

needta pick up yer a-games, boyz...

"WooHOO!!"

To: Snow Bunny; FallGuy; Landru; Coop; mike2right; M Kehoe; jla

"Have a great game !!"

I did, but my Wahoos collapsed at the end, unfortunately. I've had season tickets for quite awhile and I cannot recall the fans being quite as riled up as we were for this game...although I heard it was like this when we upset Florida State in '95. Place was packed and it was special because I brought both my kids and Jake--my three-year-old--was simply enthralled with the "gazillion people"...LOL!! The Missuz was feeling a bit under the weather so my parents and I took the kids so Mommy could catch up on some rest.

Funny little story...one of my best friends from college was supposed to go but backed out at the last minute and now I know why. His father is a huge DemocRAT Donor and very much behind Mark Warner's ill-fated bid fer Governor (Earley 60%-Warner 35%...SITYS!!)...well, my buddy had told me that his dad was going to be in the Wachovia Luxury Box with Douglas Wilder (Louis--my buddy's Ol' Man--was Governor Wilder's Number One contributor when he had won that race and Mark Warner was Wilder's Campaign Manager) and, possibly, Mark Warner was gonna be there as well.

Anyway, I left my parents watching the kids for a few minutes and ventured over to try to sneak into the Wachovia box and stir up some trouble...LOL!! Security's extremely tight, so I knock on the door to the Luxury Box Concourse and give them a schpiel about my friend not being able to make it to the game but my needing to speak to Louis. Next, some DemocRAT Press Manager comes out to talk to me and I smooth-talk him into runnin' and fetchin' Louis...LOL!! Well, Louis comes out and greets me as an old friend--he's an Architect/Developer, too, and I used to work for him--and I thought I'd about had him snowed enough to let me in the Wachovia Box when I let him know of my intentions for visiting said box, "Louis, I heard y'all got a bunch of high-falootin' Lib'ral DemocRATS in there and I just wanted to razz 'em a bit!!" Louis says, "Mudboy, yer a Republican?!" I said, "Hell yeah, Ol' Man, you'll never catch me voting or contributing to the campaign of one of them there Socialist Big Guv'ment Whores!! Tell me the TRUTH, you got Doug Wilder in there, don'tcha?! Can I join the Party?!" Louis guffawed and said, "I'm not letting you in, MUD!!" to which I bellicosely replied, "What'cha SCAIRT of?!" He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!"

I was grinnin' like a Cheshire Cat all the way back to my MUCH BETTER seats!!

=^D...MUD

389 posted on 10/21/2001 2:41:16 AM by Mudboy Slim

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-03-02   16:30:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#67. To: All (#66)

"The Ballads of Mudboy Slim"

Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill.

Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...

Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...

Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony...

Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This handsome young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushdie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be Vanquished from Power!!

Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages...

"The Ballads Of Mudboy Slim"

FReegards...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-03-02   16:35:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#68. To: All (#67)

No doubt...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-03-02   20:57:43 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#69. To: Lod (#58) (Edited)

"We all used to be hot."

That's simply NOT true...MUD

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-03-02   21:05:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: Jethro Tull, JohnHuang2, Jasmine, Jolly Roger, Jed Clampett (#19)

"4umers and a man named 'MUD'!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "The Needle and the Damage Done")

The RightWing's Rockin'...
And we'll go full bore!!
We love this Nation...
Gotta Win This War!!
Ooh, ooh...DemRATS're Scum!!

The Right ain't quittin' 'cuz...
We Love This Land!!
Come join our 4um...
Fer our Righteous Stand!!
Gone, gone...the Left is done!!

(Li'l pickin' and grinnin')

Big Guv'ment's Wrong...
Enslaves the Soul of Man!!
I know you Lib'rals...
Just don't understand!!
Sosh'lists, yer time is running out!!

I've joined the 4um...
And my name is "MUD"!!
Please come help us 'gainst that Commie SCUM!!
'Cuz every Lib'ral's...
Like an empty gun.

Regards...MUD

533 posted on 4/18/2004

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-03-03   13:38:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#71. To: All (#70)

"What Good Am I?!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")

What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Barry's bankruptin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!

Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the RATS Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!

What good am I...if I fail to SPEAK?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!

Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FREE?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S IMPEACH BARRY!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Left to beggin'!!
Soon, BO'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!

What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...fight!!

Mudboy Slim (08/03/2000)

Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2013-03-03   21:35:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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