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Title: "Ben Dover, Obama!!"
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The MudCave
URL Source: http://gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=757.msg120405#msg120405
Published: Jul 25, 2010
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2010-07-25 17:49:31 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: Obama, RAT-Messiah, RAT-minions, RAT-MORONS
Views: 11713
Comments: 128
"Ben Dover, Obama!!" MUD's gonna write a little ditty... You know the TeaPartiers're risin'... I got a rockin' new MudCave... Folks, it's our freedom, we like it... Rise early ev'ry mornin'... You know RATS whinin' 'causes low sperm... Mudboy Slim (23 July 2010)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Roll Over, Beethoven")
Gonna mail it to my friend, Hannity!!
We're a'rockin' Lib'ral ninnies...
I want Rush Limbaugh to SING!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Gonna git the BigMan to play!!
While RAT-JournOlists make up news!!
Barack's Treason's Muslim...
Marxist goal's..."Keep killin' the Jews!!"
Ben Dover, Obama!!
The RAT-Messiah's a TOOL!!
I need to sing MUD's Obama Tunes!!
I think Barack's parents were Whiteys...
Wantin' Power 'cuz they were Marxist DUPES!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Right's whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!!
Don't need BigGuv'ment...DeeCee's a shark pit!!
BO's a boner...hear Truth on Rush!!
RATS call US "Birthers"...DeeCee loves Marxists!!
BO, Ben Dover...
Ben Dover, Obama...
We're whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!! Ohh!!
MUD's a singin' you the warnin'...
Don't you tread on Right's Founding Truths!!
Hey diddle diddle...
MUD'll play his fiddle...
Folks must REJECT Left's views!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
And tell Michelle she's a shrew!!
RATS like to beg fer schlop!!
Left's got some KRAAAY-ZEE partners...
Dubyuh really won Iraq!!
Long as patriots fight...
Right's music shall never stop!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
And dig MUD's mystical tunes!!
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#36. To: randge (#33)
HERE...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Bttt...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Hordes of savage, war crazed fuzzy-wuzzies. I say, cold steel is what they want! (Fill my glass, Hudson.) Know guns, know safety, know liberty. No guns, no safety, no liberty.
Indeed...consider it done, my friend...MUD Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, some hello, Mud. ;)
Wogs Off Earth Now! :)
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
I'm IN for the ensuing hilarity/hurled insults/crying jags!!
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#37. To: randge (#33)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#38. To: Mudboy Slim (#36)
#39. To: randge (#38)
(Fill my glass, Hudson.)
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#40. To: Mudboy Slim (#39)
people things never change.
#41. To: christine, Mudboy Slim, randge (#40)
#42. To: christine, *Escape From ElPee* (#40)
some people things never change
-Alex Kurtagic
#43. To: X-15 (#42)
I just missed being called an america hater.
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
#44. To: Dakmar, Mudboy Slim, randge, Lod (#43)
"Since 9/11, things are different..."
-Alex Kurtagic
#45. To: X-15, mudsock (#44)
"Since 9/11, things are different..."
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
#46. To: All (#14)
Zackley...MUD "Pubbies are not to be trusted to do the right thing without WeThePeople's swords at their throats. Down-sizing the Federal Leviathan is a bum deal fer the EffeteElite of BOTH parties, no doubt about that. However, we need to start electing folks whose primary focus is cutting DeeCee down to size, not becoming one of the Inside-the-Beltway's High & Mighty class. Still, it all comes down to US...we gotta start taking responsibility fer sending these jokers to represent us all these years..."
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#47. To: christine (#40)
Howdy, ma'am...y'all been behaving yourselves?
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#48. To: Dakmar (#41)
Yet another Daffy Dakism? W-E-O-N? I don't get it, dude...MUD "Wogs Off Earth Now!"
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#49. To: Dakmar (#43)
Not by me...MUD "I just missed being called an america hater."
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#50. To: All (#49)
Fitty...
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#51. To: All (#50)
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! [The Lib'rals Prayer] But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Barack with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!! Have you heard the News?!! Heh heh heh...BO'sMYbi+C#!! MUD (7/26/98)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
"Obama's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#52. To: Mudboy Slim, sheeple, 4 (#51)
sheeple's theme song -
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#53. To: Lod (#52)
Believe it or not, Stevie Nicks usedta be hot...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#54. To: Lod (#52)
Me neither...MUD U related to Lodwicke of Olde?
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#55. To: Lod, Jethro Tull, unamused (#52)
Does J.T. still haunt these pages? J.T., dam rascals tain't kil't me yet...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#56. To: randge, Jethro Tull, CAPPSMADNESS, Samuel Gray, Rotara, ferret mike, war, TLBSHOW, Goldi-lox, christine, allegedly same person, buckeroo, Dakmar, byeltsin, turtle, Cynicom (#16)
Wake up, America...the ObamaNation has gotten outta hand...MUD"...shhhhhh...we're being very very quiet on this thread...hmmm..."
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Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#57. To: Mudboy Slim (#56)
It's the calm before the storm.
Know guns, know safety, know liberty. No guns, no safety, no liberty.
#58. To: Mudboy Slim (#53)
We all used to be hot.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#59. To: Mudboy Slim (#54)
Yep - to save keystrokes and bandwidth, I whacked the wick.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#60. To: Lod (#59)
They say you're spending a lot of time these days whacking the wick. Is that true?
Know guns, know safety, know liberty. No guns, no safety, no liberty.
#61. To: randge (#60)
Breaking news to the wick. He'll be thrilled! and wants to know if they will come over and trim him.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#62. To: Lod (#61)
Heh heh. ;]
Know guns, know safety, know liberty. No guns, no safety, no liberty.
#63. To: randge (#62)
Indeed. You can fuck an old fucker, but you can't shit an old shitter.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#64. To: Lod, randge, Jethro Tull, Jhoffa_, cynicom, turtle, christine (#63)
To: Snow Bunny; FallGuy; Landru; Coop; mike2right; M Kehoe; jla "Have a great game !!" I did, but my Wahoos collapsed at the end, unfortunately. I've had season tickets for quite awhile and I cannot recall the fans being quite as riled up as we were for this game...although I heard it was like this when we upset Florida State in '95. Place was packed and it was special because I brought both my kids and Jake--my three-year-old--was simply enthralled with the "gazillion people"...LOL!! The Missuz was feeling a bit under the weather so my parents and I took the kids so Mommy could catch up on some rest. Funny little story...one of my best friends from college was supposed to go but backed out at the last minute and now I know why. His father is a huge DemocRAT Donor and very much behind Mark Warner's ill-fated bid fer Governor (Earley 60%-Warner 35%...SITYS!!)...well, my buddy had told me that his dad was going to be in the Wachovia Luxury Box with Douglas Wilder (Louis--my buddy's Ol' Man--was Governor Wilder's Number One contributor when he had won that race and Mark Warner was Wilder's Campaign Manager) and, possibly, Mark Warner was gonna be there as well. Anyway, I left my parents watching the kids for a few minutes and ventured over to try to sneak into the Wachovia box and stir up some trouble...LOL!! Security's extremely tight, so I knock on the door to the Luxury Box Concourse and give them a schpiel about my friend not being able to make it to the game but my needing to speak to Louis. Next, some DemocRAT Press Manager comes out to talk to me and I smooth-talk him into runnin' and fetchin' Louis...LOL!! Well, Louis comes out and greets me as an old friend--he's an Architect/Developer, too, and I used to work for him--and I thought I'd about had him snowed enough to let me in the Wachovia Box when I let him know of my intentions for visiting said box, "Louis, I heard y'all got a bunch of high-falootin' Lib'ral DemocRATS in there and I just wanted to razz 'em a bit!!" Louis says, "Mudboy, yer a Republican?!" I said, "Hell yeah, Ol' Man, you'll never catch me voting or contributing to the campaign of one of them there Socialist Big Guv'ment Whores!! Tell me the TRUTH, you got Doug Wilder in there, don'tcha?! Can I join the Party?!" Louis guffawed and said, "I'm not letting you in, MUD!!" to which I bellicosely replied, "What'cha SCAIRT of?!" He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!" I was grinnin' like a Cheshire Cat all the way back to my MUCH BETTER seats!! =^D...MUD 389 posted on 10/21/2001 2:41:16 AM by Mudboy Slimneedta pick up yer a-games, boyz...
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#65. To: Lod (#59)
Quit whackin' yer wick and pungo attencion...MUD "I whacked the wick."
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#66. To: All (#65)
To: Snow Bunny; FallGuy; Landru; Coop; mike2right; M Kehoe; jla "Have a great game !!" I did, but my Wahoos collapsed at the end, unfortunately. I've had season tickets for quite awhile and I cannot recall the fans being quite as riled up as we were for this game...although I heard it was like this when we upset Florida State in '95. Place was packed and it was special because I brought both my kids and Jake--my three-year-old--was simply enthralled with the "gazillion people"...LOL!! The Missuz was feeling a bit under the weather so my parents and I took the kids so Mommy could catch up on some rest. Funny little story...one of my best friends from college was supposed to go but backed out at the last minute and now I know why. His father is a huge DemocRAT Donor and very much behind Mark Warner's ill-fated bid fer Governor (Earley 60%-Warner 35%...SITYS!!)...well, my buddy had told me that his dad was going to be in the Wachovia Luxury Box with Douglas Wilder (Louis--my buddy's Ol' Man--was Governor Wilder's Number One contributor when he had won that race and Mark Warner was Wilder's Campaign Manager) and, possibly, Mark Warner was gonna be there as well. Anyway, I left my parents watching the kids for a few minutes and ventured over to try to sneak into the Wachovia box and stir up some trouble...LOL!! Security's extremely tight, so I knock on the door to the Luxury Box Concourse and give them a schpiel about my friend not being able to make it to the game but my needing to speak to Louis. Next, some DemocRAT Press Manager comes out to talk to me and I smooth-talk him into runnin' and fetchin' Louis...LOL!! Well, Louis comes out and greets me as an old friend--he's an Architect/Developer, too, and I used to work for him--and I thought I'd about had him snowed enough to let me in the Wachovia Box when I let him know of my intentions for visiting said box, "Louis, I heard y'all got a bunch of high-falootin' Lib'ral DemocRATS in there and I just wanted to razz 'em a bit!!" Louis says, "Mudboy, yer a Republican?!" I said, "Hell yeah, Ol' Man, you'll never catch me voting or contributing to the campaign of one of them there Socialist Big Guv'ment Whores!! Tell me the TRUTH, you got Doug Wilder in there, don'tcha?! Can I join the Party?!" Louis guffawed and said, "I'm not letting you in, MUD!!" to which I bellicosely replied, "What'cha SCAIRT of?!" He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!" I was grinnin' like a Cheshire Cat all the way back to my MUCH BETTER seats!! =^D...MUD 389 posted on 10/21/2001 2:41:16 AM by Mudboy Slimneedta pick up yer a-games, boyz...
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#67. To: All (#66)
Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill. Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent... Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent... Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony... Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This handsome young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushdie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be Vanquished from Power!! Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages... "The Ballads Of Mudboy Slim" FReegards...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#68. To: All (#67)
No doubt...MUD 
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#69. To: Lod (#58) (Edited)
That's simply NOT true...MUD "We all used to be hot."
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#70. To: Jethro Tull, JohnHuang2, Jasmine, Jolly Roger, Jed Clampett (#19)
The RightWing's Rockin'... The Right ain't quittin' 'cuz... (Li'l pickin' and grinnin') Big Guv'ment's Wrong... I've joined the 4um... Regards...MUD 533 posted on 4/18/2004
(To be sung to Neil Young's "The Needle and the Damage Done")
And we'll go full bore!!
We love this Nation...
Gotta Win This War!!
Ooh, ooh...DemRATS're Scum!!
We Love This Land!!
Come join our 4um...
Fer our Righteous Stand!!
Gone, gone...the Left is done!!
Enslaves the Soul of Man!!
I know you Lib'rals...
Just don't understand!!
Sosh'lists, yer time is running out!!
And my name is "MUD"!!
Please come help us 'gainst that Commie SCUM!!
'Cuz every Lib'ral's...
Like an empty gun.
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#71. To: All (#70)
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest? Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth? What good am I...if I fail to SPEAK?! Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FREE?! What good am I...if I bless foolish things? Mudboy Slim (08/03/2000)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?")
If I just turn away...when Barry's bankruptin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the RATS Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S IMPEACH BARRY!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Left to beggin'!!
Soon, BO'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...fight!!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#72. To: randge (#13)
I have lived in this country long enough to know, however, that whomever the 'Pubbies put in there in '10 or '12, their base will be betrayed by them just like Zero betrayed his troops. I sure wouldda liked to see how long it took President Romney to "betray" me this year (or next)... The elites that have this country by the family jewels, have nothing other than its destruction as their goal, and they use both parties toward that end. They play with us like a cat plays with a mouse." Devolve Power AND Responsibility Outta DeeCee!!
Clinton-Pelosi-Schumer-Rangel machine. Champagne's on ice.
Next, nobody REALLY wants to be forever known as a guv'ment dependent,
Finally, we'll slowly wean 'em off Uncle Sam (and they will thank us)...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#73. To: randge, Lod, Jethro Tull, goldilucky, Jhoffa_, sweetwater jack, dirty, Moose (#60)
Hillary, "STAY!!" Hildabeast, yer soul's empty... Girl, my band you can trust... Folks, it's OUR country and socialism ain't US!! Oh won’t you stay just a little bit longer? Girl, yer vile hubby don’t mind... Mudboy Slim (5 June 2008)
(To be sung to Jackson Browne's "Stay!!")
While yer hubby craves the stage...
RATS can fuss, but it's yer crown!!
Barry's late to come and he should leave...
Work it, you got justified rage!!
The DemocRATS, they're letting you down...
Yer fight's with people who ain't Right!!
You waited fer yer time...
Then, when you got up, RAT voters screamed "BarryOhhh!!"
Obama's weak...
That young punk ain't been 'round...
The Media Whore'd seems unaware...
Girl, you've known Power he'll never know!!
So, drink that whiskey shot and make yer stand...
Dress Tim Russert down and tell'em you got cramps!!
'Cause when it comes to saving you,
You know Rush Limbaugh's yer champ!!
But when that last stump speech's been packed away...
You know the Right still wants to play.
So just make sure you got it all set to go...
Before you come for MUD's piano.
(Raucous cheers)
To Denver We Shall Go!!
We're gonna freep fer Right and throw some mud on Barack Ohhh!!
And his wife, I don't know...
HorseFace Mark Warner's just a RAT HO!!
And these songs all show Left's shame...
RATS believe Left's lies on street corner shrooms...
And wander 'round Lame-brained!!
Folks, the Right shall come and we'll lead great crowds...
'Cuz we know Reagan thought the same!!
(Crowd goes wild)
Liberty, it's our credo...effete RATS and RINOs embarrass US!!
We'll whup Marxist Greens & make a scene!!
You've got suckers all 'round DeeCee...
You've got Rev'rend Wright on the video!!
You've got time to think, Big Guv'ment you love...
But yer Power'll blow away!!
Girl, it's only Right, RATS' time is short...
'Cuz the Right says, "Freedom shall reign!!"
Sheeple, we've got the power over what we do!!
You can sit there and whine...
Or you can pull US through!!
Come along, sing MUD's songs...
You know ol' Slim ain't wrong!!
'Cuz when RATS' Media Scum tears Dubyuh down...
You just remember, they're all clowns!!
But Rush'll be scheduled to appear...
To millions of pairs of eager ears!!
Hill'ry stay...just a little bit longer!!
We want to play -- just a little bit longer!!
Now all Dem voters don't mind...
And the Union don't mind...
If you take yer merry time...
Girl, just pay DemRATS no mind and sing...
One more song!!
Oh, won’t you stay just a little bit longer?
Please, please, please say you will...
Say you will!!
Ohh, won't you stay just a little bit longer? Hey-ey-ey...
And the Networks won’t mind...
If you take yer precious time...
Hil, let's leave it all behind and sing...
One more song!!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#74. To: Mudboy Slim (#72)
I ain't got much to say anymore when I hear the refrain that all was honky-dory until them godawful democrats showed up and made a mess of things. Romney has made a career out of talking out of both sides of his mouth on all manner of social, economic and political issues. He sups at the same trough as Bammy and he's just as big an equivocator. Bammy may be a crypto-bolshevik, but at least we know what we're up to. Either way we're headed for war. The bankers that fund these guys have no other way out. Screw them all.
Know guns, know safety, know liberty. No guns, no safety, no liberty.
#75. To: randge (#74)
"I ain't got much to say anymore when I hear the refrain that all was honky- dory until them godawful democrats showed up and made a mess of things." No, they were screwed up back when Dubyuh and a GOP-controlled Congress grew Fed spending by a greater percentage than Slick Willie and the RATS had. "Romney has made a career out of talking out of both sides of his mouth on all manner of social, economic and political issues. He sups at the same trough as Bammy and he's just as big an equivocator." Romney was far from my ideal candidate, but he was light-years ahead of the RAT- messiah. Where is the next Reagan? Devolve Power AND Responsibility Outta DeeCee!! FREEZE Federal Spending back to 2008 levels...it will sell, Next, nobody REALLY wants to be forever known as a guv'ment dependent, Finally, we'll slowly wean 'em off Uncle Sam (and they will thank us)...MUD
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#76. To: randge (#74)
To: Cyber-Band; betty boop Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government-- the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!! Less than one year removed from occupying the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, is a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!! Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?! Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with Slick Willie's Administration!! Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power. We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Osama bil Clinton's Media and Slobo's or bin Laden's?!! Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming irrelevant! If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan... RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. Quite Sincerely, MUD 499 posted on 12/29/2001 3:11:32 AM by Mudboy Slim
DE-PENSION. DISBAR.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
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