"Ben Dover, Obama!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Roll Over, Beethoven")
MUD's gonna write a little ditty... Gonna mail it to my friend, Hannity!! We're a'rockin' Lib'ral ninnies... I want Rush Limbaugh to SING!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Gonna git the BigMan to play!!
You know the TeaPartiers're risin'... While RAT-JournOlists make up news!! Barack's Treason's Muslim... Marxist goal's..."Keep killin' the Jews!!" Ben Dover, Obama!! The RAT-Messiah's a TOOL!!
I got a rockin' new MudCave... I need to sing MUD's Obama Tunes!! I think Barack's parents were Whiteys... Wantin' Power 'cuz they were Marxist DUPES!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Right's whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!!
Folks, it's our freedom, we like it... Don't need BigGuv'ment...DeeCee's a shark pit!! BO's a boner...hear Truth on Rush!! RATS call US "Birthers"...DeeCee loves Marxists!! BO, Ben Dover... Ben Dover, Obama... We're whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!! Ohh!!
Rise early ev'ry mornin'... MUD's a singin' you the warnin'... Don't you tread on Right's Founding Truths!! Hey diddle diddle... MUD'll play his fiddle... Folks must REJECT Left's views!! Ben Dover, Obama!! And tell Michelle she's a shrew!!
You know RATS whinin' 'causes low sperm... RATS like to beg fer schlop!! Left's got some KRAAAY-ZEE partners... Dubyuh really won Iraq!! Long as patriots fight... Right's music shall never stop!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Ben Dover, Obama!! And dig MUD's mystical tunes!!
If you live free, VOTE FREE!! Don't matter HOO U R... Dutch Reagan's our STAR!! RATS R insane... From Truth and Light RATS scurry... RAT-Power's cause 2 worry!!
Yo Barry, there... Ain't no Marxists wise enuff... Ain't no minions bold enuff... Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff... To keep US from DEFEATING U!!
November Tuesday...Truth sets you free!! Rush told us we must VOTE 4 Liberty!! From this day on, REJECT RATS Power... Right'll B there when U R free... DeeCee loves Power!!
Yea Barry, there... Ain't no Marxists wise enuff... Ain't no minions bold enuff... Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff... To keep US from DEFEATING U!!
No spin, Left stains...
Ol' MUD's singin' live... From deep in my heart... Church Hill is the place we'll start!! If you ever need a RightWing band... Syntaurs ain't 'fraid of trouble... Whup ass on TheMan!!
Don't you know that there... Ain't no Marxists wise enuff... Ain't no minions bold enuff... Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff... To keep US from DEFEATING TOOLS!!
Don't RATS know that there... Ain't no Marxists wise enuff... Ain't no minions bold enuff... Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff...