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Title: "Ben Dover, Obama!!"
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The MudCave
URL Source: http://gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=757.msg120405#msg120405
Published: Jul 25, 2010
Author: Mudboy Slim
Post Date: 2010-07-25 17:49:31 by Mudboy Slim
Keywords: Obama, RAT-Messiah, RAT-minions, RAT-MORONS
Views: 11733
Comments: 128
"Ben Dover, Obama!!" MUD's gonna write a little ditty... You know the TeaPartiers're risin'... I got a rockin' new MudCave... Folks, it's our freedom, we like it... Rise early ev'ry mornin'... You know RATS whinin' 'causes low sperm... Mudboy Slim (23 July 2010)
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Roll Over, Beethoven")
Gonna mail it to my friend, Hannity!!
We're a'rockin' Lib'ral ninnies...
I want Rush Limbaugh to SING!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Gonna git the BigMan to play!!
While RAT-JournOlists make up news!!
Barack's Treason's Muslim...
Marxist goal's..."Keep killin' the Jews!!"
Ben Dover, Obama!!
The RAT-Messiah's a TOOL!!
I need to sing MUD's Obama Tunes!!
I think Barack's parents were Whiteys...
Wantin' Power 'cuz they were Marxist DUPES!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Right's whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!!
Don't need BigGuv'ment...DeeCee's a shark pit!!
BO's a boner...hear Truth on Rush!!
RATS call US "Birthers"...DeeCee loves Marxists!!
BO, Ben Dover...
Ben Dover, Obama...
We're whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!! Ohh!!
MUD's a singin' you the warnin'...
Don't you tread on Right's Founding Truths!!
Hey diddle diddle...
MUD'll play his fiddle...
Folks must REJECT Left's views!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
And tell Michelle she's a shrew!!
RATS like to beg fer schlop!!
Left's got some KRAAAY-ZEE partners...
Dubyuh really won Iraq!!
Long as patriots fight...
Right's music shall never stop!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
Ben Dover, Obama!!
And dig MUD's mystical tunes!!
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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
Obama's TOAST...MUD
Just a heads up; there's a Sirhan Sirhan-looking thing off to your right. Beware.
Listen, Barry... If you live free, VOTE FREE!! Yo Barry, there... November Tuesday...Truth sets you free!! Yea Barry, there... No spin, Left stains... Ol' MUD's singin' live... Don't you know that there... Don't RATS know that there... Mudboy Slim (27 July 2010)
bump to the top...
Not a very talkative bunch, R we, Obamabots?! LOL and regards...MUD
MUD don't need...don't sleep... MUD don't worry when braindead Lib'rals come his way... Marxists scam...ain't Right!! MUD don't worry when braindead Lib'rals comes his way... Rats...They don't compare (2x) Ain't that sumthin'?! Any idea what Pearl Jam CD this song can be found on?! Mudboy Slim (discovered Sunday, February 09, 2003...completed 7 August 2010)
Defeat the ObamaNation in November...MUD
I'm looking forward to the humiliation and abasement of the entire Clinton-Pelosi-Schumer-Rangel machine. Champagne's on ice. I have lived in this country long enough to know, however, that whomever the 'Pubbies put in there in '10 or '12, their base will be betrayed by them just like Zero betrayed his troops. The elites that have this country by the family jewels, have nothing other than its destruction as their goal, and they use both parties toward that end. They play with us like a cat plays with a mouse.
Only if'n WeThePeople let 'em, my friend... America's in mourning, bloated guv'ment's grown... Dudes, Left's Fascists use FEAR...broom RAT-bastards 4 SHAME!! (Smiley on keyboards...) November day, righteous patriots rise... Mudboy Slim (1 October 2010) BTW..."Black XXXII"
The minute the Leviathan perceives that a State, Locality, or Individual has slipped the leash, it will sic the Effin' Be Eye and their pet Fed judges on them just for starters as you've no doubt noticed that it is increasingly happy and willing to do.
TeaParty Patriots ROCK...MUD
Nobody's as happy to see Pelosi gone as Speaker as I am. However, we are no nearer sovereignty over our currency than we were a few days ago. The dollar is in a precarious position, our savings are being eroded, and we no longer have the manufacturing base that enables known tools of stabilization to work. We're headed for an economic maelstrom that our elected representatives will be helpless to do anything about. US quantitative easing may mean 20 percent dollar drop: Gross NEWPORT BEACH, CALIFORNIA: The dollar is in danger of losing 20 percent of its value over the next few years if the Federal Reserve continues unconventional monetary easing, Bill Gross , the manager of the world's largest mutual fund, said on Monday. "I think a 20 percent decline in the dollar is possible," Gross said, adding the pace of the currency's decline was also an important consideration for investors. "When a central bank prints trillions of dollars of checks, which is not necessarily what (a second round of quantitative easing) will do in terms of the amount, but if it gets into that territory --- that is a debasement of the dollar in terms of the supply of dollars on a global basis," Gross told Reuters in an interview at his PIMCO headquarters. The Fed will probably begin a new round of monetary easing this week by announcing a plan to buy at least $500 billion of long-term securities, what investors and traders refer to as QE II, according to a Reuters poll of primary dealers.
HERE...MUD
Hordes of savage, war crazed fuzzy-wuzzies. I say, cold steel is what they want! (Fill my glass, Hudson.)
Indeed...consider it done, my friend...MUD
some hello, Mud. ;)
I'm IN for the ensuing hilarity/hurled insults/crying jags!!
I just missed being called an america hater.
Not by me...MUD
Fitty...
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! [The Lib'rals Prayer] But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Barack with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!! Have you heard the News?!! Heh heh heh...BO'sMYbi+C#!! MUD (7/26/98)
Me neither...MUD
Yep - to save keystrokes and bandwidth, I whacked the wick.
Quit whackin' yer wick and pungo attencion...MUD
To: Snow Bunny; FallGuy; Landru; Coop; mike2right; M Kehoe; jla "Have a great game !!" I did, but my Wahoos collapsed at the end, unfortunately. I've had season tickets for quite awhile and I cannot recall the fans being quite as riled up as we were for this game...although I heard it was like this when we upset Florida State in '95. Place was packed and it was special because I brought both my kids and Jake--my three-year-old--was simply enthralled with the "gazillion people"...LOL!! The Missuz was feeling a bit under the weather so my parents and I took the kids so Mommy could catch up on some rest. Funny little story...one of my best friends from college was supposed to go but backed out at the last minute and now I know why. His father is a huge DemocRAT Donor and very much behind Mark Warner's ill-fated bid fer Governor (Earley 60%-Warner 35%...SITYS!!)...well, my buddy had told me that his dad was going to be in the Wachovia Luxury Box with Douglas Wilder (Louis--my buddy's Ol' Man--was Governor Wilder's Number One contributor when he had won that race and Mark Warner was Wilder's Campaign Manager) and, possibly, Mark Warner was gonna be there as well. Anyway, I left my parents watching the kids for a few minutes and ventured over to try to sneak into the Wachovia box and stir up some trouble...LOL!! Security's extremely tight, so I knock on the door to the Luxury Box Concourse and give them a schpiel about my friend not being able to make it to the game but my needing to speak to Louis. Next, some DemocRAT Press Manager comes out to talk to me and I smooth-talk him into runnin' and fetchin' Louis...LOL!! Well, Louis comes out and greets me as an old friend--he's an Architect/Developer, too, and I used to work for him--and I thought I'd about had him snowed enough to let me in the Wachovia Box when I let him know of my intentions for visiting said box, "Louis, I heard y'all got a bunch of high-falootin' Lib'ral DemocRATS in there and I just wanted to razz 'em a bit!!" Louis says, "Mudboy, yer a Republican?!" I said, "Hell yeah, Ol' Man, you'll never catch me voting or contributing to the campaign of one of them there Socialist Big Guv'ment Whores!! Tell me the TRUTH, you got Doug Wilder in there, don'tcha?! Can I join the Party?!" Louis guffawed and said, "I'm not letting you in, MUD!!" to which I bellicosely replied, "What'cha SCAIRT of?!" He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!" I was grinnin' like a Cheshire Cat all the way back to my MUCH BETTER seats!! =^D...MUD 389 posted on 10/21/2001 2:41:16 AM by Mudboy Slim
Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill. Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent... Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent... Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony... Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This handsome young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushdie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be Vanquished from Power!! Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages... "The Ballads Of Mudboy Slim" FReegards...MUD
#68. To: All (#67)
No doubt...MUD
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestGawldurned redneck attention-whore Bushbot...
#6. To: Mudboy Slim (#1)
#7. To: Jethro Tull (#6)
Heh heh heh...JT, that pic's from the Pro-Liberation of Iraq Rally on the DeeCee Mall back in '03. That young man was an anti-Saddam Iraqi-American...
(To be sung to Marvin Gaye's "Ain't No Mountain High Enough")
Racist Guv'ment LIES...
Racist Barack blows!!
Racist Lib'rals whine 2 much, Barry...
Don't matter HOO U R...
Dutch Reagan's our STAR!!
RATS R insane...
From Truth and Light RATS scurry...
RAT-Power's cause 2 worry!!
Ain't no Marxists wise enuff...
Ain't no minions bold enuff...
Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff...
To keep US from DEFEATING U!!
Rush told us we must VOTE 4 Liberty!!
From this day on, REJECT RATS Power...
Right'll B there when U R free...
DeeCee loves Power!!
Ain't no Marxists wise enuff...
Ain't no minions bold enuff...
Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff...
To keep US from DEFEATING U!!
From deep in my heart...
Church Hill is the place we'll start!!
If you ever need a RightWing band...
Syntaurs ain't 'fraid of trouble...
Whup ass on TheMan!!
Ain't no Marxists wise enuff...
Ain't no minions bold enuff...
Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff...
To keep US from DEFEATING TOOLS!!
Ain't no Marxists wise enuff...
Ain't no minions bold enuff...
Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff...
#9. To: All (#7)
#10. To: All, samuel Gray, James Deffenbach, CAPPSMADNESS, ferret mike, JHoffa_, nolu_chan, unamused, turtle, Cynicom, Rotara, Fred Mertz (#9)
#11. To: All (#10)
(Edited)
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Rats")
Sheeeple feed...Marxists seethe!!
Barry's SCUM...minions moan, Left's WEAK!!
Lick the dirt off RAT- Messiah's feet!!
RATS blame Bush...Left's LOUD!!
Masterbates becuz RATS LOVE their Power!!
TRUTH RATS denigrate...Left's Tax&Spend!!
Think like MUD and we'll WHUP KenyanKen!!
RATS pack themselves together...Left's awful DUMB!!
RATS git where they're not ALLOWED to...
RATS take what's not theirs...TYRANTS don't care!!
Don't oppress this Injun's Civil Rights!!
Enslave the Poor so RATS can be well-fed!!
Line their holes with the dead one's bread!!
RATS stack themselves like minions...they're IGNORANT!!
RATS packed like smelts like idiots...Left's awful DUMB!!
Don't spit where yer not supposed to...
RATS take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
Ben, the two of us need look no more (5X)
#12. To: All (#11)
#13. To: Mudboy Slim (#12)
#29. To: randge (#13)
"The elites that have this country by the family jewels, have nothing other than its destruction as their goal, and they use both parties toward that end."
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Factory")
Men bowin' their heads 'cuz our country's broke!!
RATS take too much, bureaucracies outta sight!!
Bless the workers, 'cuz workers know the Left ain't Right!!
We see Obama laughing...ghoulish tyrant hates 'cuz he's LAME!!
Guv'ment takes yer Freedom...Liberty is our Right!!
Good workers, we're workin'...Liberation's nigh!!
RATS R OVERPAID...Marxists always LIE!!
Folks, Truth is gonna defeat Bo...
Progressives gonna get whupped tonight!!
Trust the workers, 'cuz workers know the Left ain't Right!!
#30. To: Mudboy Slim (#29)
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
#32. To: randge (#30)
#33. To: Mudboy Slim (#32)
#36. To: randge (#33)
#38. To: Mudboy Slim (#36)
#39. To: randge (#38)
(Fill my glass, Hudson.)
#40. To: Mudboy Slim (#39)
people things never change.
#42. To: christine, *Escape From ElPee* (#40)
some people things never change
#43. To: X-15 (#42)
#49. To: Dakmar (#43)
"I just missed being called an america hater."
#50. To: All (#49)
#51. To: All (#50)
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
"Obama's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
#52. To: Mudboy Slim, sheeple, 4 (#51)
sheeple's theme song -
#54. To: Lod (#52)
U related to Lodwicke of Olde?
#59. To: Mudboy Slim (#54)
#65. To: Lod (#59)
"I whacked the wick."
#66. To: All (#65)
needta pick up yer a-games, boyz...
#67. To: All (#66)
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