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Title: Man hit by six meteorites is being 'targeted by aliens'
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Published: Jul 27, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-07-27 21:57:52 by gengis gandhi
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Man hit by six meteorites is being 'targeted by aliens' A Bosnian man who claims he is being targeted by extraterrestrials after a series of meteorite strikes on his house has now been hit by a sixth space rock in the space of a few years. (17) Related Tags:meteoritehousestrikerockextraterrestrials Radivoje Lajic and one of the many space rocks of doom to have rained down upon his house Radivoje Lajic first came to international attention in 2008, shortly after the fifth meteorite had crashed into the roof of his house in the northern village of Gornji Lajici. And now, within the past month, another rock has hit the roof of his house, in defiance of all the odds - making it six strikes since the plague of meteorites began in 2007. Experts at Belgrade University have confirmed that all the falling rocks he has handed over were meteorites. They are now trying to work out what exactly it is about his house that particularly attracts them. The strikes always happen when it is raining heavily, he says, never when there are clear skies. Lajic has his own explanation, of course. After the fifth rock struck his house, he said: 'I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate.' 50-year-old Lajic has had a steel girder reinforced roof put on the house to protect it from the alien bombardment - which he funded by selling one of the meteorites to a university in the Netherlands. 'I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens,' he adds. 'They are playing games with me. I don't know why they are doing this. When it rains I can't sleep for worrying about another strike.'
Poster Comment: lol. SIX times....what are the odds? can't keep a decent umbrella, and no one will stand next to him anyplace at all. still, its cool to think there are bored aliens up there, pissed at this dude for some previous infraction in another life, floating around and beaning him with rocks with some kind of way over-sophisticated tech gear when really, a sling shot would work
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#1. To: gengis gandhi, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)
Talk about being in the flight path...
Name calling is juvenile.
Sing it: "Space rocks keep falling on my head..."
#2. To: gengis gandhi (#0)
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#3. To: gengis gandhi (#0)
The aliens are just trying to help him out by giving him some meteorites to sell. A new roof for just ONE and he has five more. What an ingrate!! : )
50-year-old Lajic has had a steel girder reinforced roof put on the house to protect it from the alien bombardment - which he funded by selling one of the meteorites to a university in the Netherlands.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#4. To: gengis gandhi (#0)
Crazy.
#5. To: abraxas (#3)
yeah those things are worth big bucks, apparently, to various cadres of nerds. i say keep em comin'
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#6. To: gengis gandhi (#5) (Edited)
Me too, and if this guy doesn't want 'em, send 'em our way. : ) Just the little ones though.
i say keep em comin'
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#7. To: gengis gandhi (#0)
He should move to Arizona
'I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens,' he adds
WWGPD? - (What Would General Pinochet Do?)
#8. To: Flintlock (#7)
thats good advice.
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