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Title: Kenyan gets 14 years for sex with donkey; blames devil
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Raw Story
URL Source: http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0728/ke ... years-sex-donkey-blames-devil/
Published: Jul 28, 2010
Author: Raw Staff
Post Date: 2010-07-28 21:11:22 by abraxas
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Views: 201
Comments: 22
Kenyan gets 14 years for sex with donkey; blames devil A Kenyan court sentenced a 30-year-old man Wednesday to 14 years in jail for having sex with a donkey. Stephen Kipkemoi Rono was convicted after pleading guilty before a court in the southern town of Narok. The father of two was charged with having "carnal knowledge of an animal, namely a donkey, which is against the order of nature." Rono pleaded for leniency claiming that he had been deceived by the devil. He has two weeks to appeal the sentence. "I am sorry. I plead for leniency because it's the devil who sent me. I have been living alone since my wife left me to marry another man," he told the court.
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#1. To: abraxas (#0)
...Well, I doubt strongly that the idea came from Jesus via the Holy Ghost...
Poor donkey........
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Maybe the donkey like it.
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#2. To: Rotara (#1)
#3. To: abraxas (#2)
Poor donkey........
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
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#4. To: Critter (#3)
Why would you think that?
Maybe the donkey like it.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#5. To: abraxas (#0)
Damn. I was hoping that this was the kenyan and the first wookie. Maybe next time.
#6. To: abraxas (#0) (Edited)
I was hoping this was another obama thread. WEll, Lod beat me to it. .
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#7. To: Lod (#5)
lol..........could be a relative.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#8. To: abraxas (#4)
The guy didn't get kicked to death. lol
Why would you think that?
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
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#9. To: Critter (#8) (Edited)
We don't know that he didn't get kicked for certain, but not to death. The donkey was too traumatized to testify on the stand. : ) He could have used bondage on the donkey....hobbled it's little legs like a milk cow who doesn't like to get milked. This guy was sick, so I put nothing past him, not even donkey bondage.
The guy didn't get kicked to death. lol
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#10. To: Lod (#5)
Nah, our kenyan fucked the whole country, not just one donkey.
I was hoping that this was the kenyan and the first wookie.
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#11. To: Esso (#10)
lol.........Esso, you crack me up.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#12. To: abraxas (#0)
Women do a donkey-show down in mexico, so it must be a turd-world thing.
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#13. To: Critter, 4 (#8)
#14. To: abraxas (#0)
Now, he'll be having sex with pigs named Bubba, Jethro and Jamal.
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#15. To: abraxas (#0)
I am sorry. I plead for leniency because it's the devil who sent me.
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#16. To: Rotara (#1)
LOL ya think?
...Well, I doubt strongly that the idea came from Jesus via the Holy Ghost...
Name calling is juvenile.
#17. To: abraxas (#0)
A bit stiff, don't you think?
Kenyan gets 14 years for sex with donkey
"Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba" said the chimp-y to the monk.
#18. To: abraxas (#0)
Was he the plugger or the plugee?
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#19. To: abraxas (#0)
We're calling Michelle a donkey now?
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#20. To: abraxas, 4 (#0)
#21. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#17)
lol......have you no compassion for donkey?
A bit stiff, don't you think?
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#22. To: Lod (#20)
That's a smooth tune, Loddy. I like it. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
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