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Title: Why All Women Should Want to Have Sex with Me
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Unclebob's Treehouse
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Published: Jul 29, 2010
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2010-07-29 10:56:56 by Turtle
Keywords: None
Views: 729
Comments: 28
All women should be ecstatic to have sex with me. It’d be good, in fact great, for the world. (As a aside, in some cases, it’d be better for the women, and in others better for me…but that’s another story). Well, actually not all women. The fat, ugly and stupid ones should be sterilized, along with short men. It’d be okay if fat, ugly and stupid women married short men, as long as both were sterilized. It’s not like I want people to be alone and unhappy. I just don’t want to them to have kids! It would also be better if these people were forced to live in a state by themselves. It’s not like I want to look at them, either! I figure people can be bred like dogs, within certain parameters, of course, And since I’m smart, funny, tall and good-looking, it’d be best if my descendents took over the world. Which means, actually, all smart, funny, good-looking and fairly tall women should be mobbing me because they’d want to have sex with me, get pregnant, and have thousands of kids by me. We’d have as close to Utopia as we’re going to get in this world. People are retarded, except for people like me, of course. I remember years ago reading an article that the reason the boxer Mike Tyson had bodyguards was not to keep men away from him, but women. Apparently hundreds were throwing themselves at him. I thought, what is wrong with these women? Tyson is ugly, stupid, and about as mature as a five-year-old. Why were these women after him? Because he’s rich and famous? That trumps all the rest of the stuff about him? Blech! Now these women are perfect examples of ones who should not be allowed to reproduce, even if you have to sterilize them! The average IQ is 100. That means half the people in this country have IQs of less than 100. Neuter them!!! Otherwise the world will end up like the story, “The Marching Morons” or the movie, “Idiocracy.” But even a high IQ is not enough. There are all sorts of high-IQ people at Harvard, Yale and Princeton, yet almost all of them are lacking in character, which is why they go to work for the federal government. They’re worse than worthless. They’re dangerous. Smartness is only good when good character is involved. And that’s me! In a fair world I would have 200 wives – all of them smart, funny, witty, and knowledgeable. And good-looking. Then each would have two kids – 400 descendents! Why, in about 100 years, what with the forced sterilizations of the Yechs! my descendents will take over the world! Just imagine – all of the problems that plague humanity, they’d all be mostly gone. All the human pitbulls would disappear and the world would be populated by people-pugs, only a lot smarter. And people tell me there are no answers. Ha! How little they know!
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
Turtle, you already have your own state--the state of insanity--from which the sane are able to keep a safe distance and only pugs are sent over the state line. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Oh, really? Let's see some photo-proof of your incredible capabilities, please.
You have NO PROOF I'm insane. Give me some fr'instances!
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
LOL I knew by the title you must have posted this.
Name calling is juvenile.
Someone has to tell the truth. It might as well be me!
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
Same here, I knew it was another screed about Caesar Turtle Maximus.
__________________________________________________________ You sell your sperm, don't you.
"Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba" said the chimp-y to the monk.
Oh God no. Someone awful might get it.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
LOL
Name calling is juvenile.
turtle, you just 'jumped the shark'.
Nah, that happened to Mork and Mindy when they put Raquel Welch on.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
Hmmmm...I like it!
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
Humble, you forgot to say how humble you are.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. And since I’m smart, funny, tall and good-looking Humble, you forgot to say how humble you are. Humble is assessing yourself realistically. I'm tall, good-looking, smart and funny. A realistic and humble assessment!
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
No, humble is not blowing your own horn but allowing others to notice the special things about you if there is anything to notice. If you have to be the one to blow your own horn it kinda makes you look like an attention whore and that maybe you have some delusions of superiority which may not be warranted. Very few of us are superior and those of us who are don't generally go around talking about it, ahaha.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Exactly!
Exactly! A friend of mine once said, "You know DAWG, you're a cool guy and everything but I have to tell you that nobody likes a know-it-all!" "I already knew that!", I replied.
Ya'll just don't get the joys of owning a turtle. Name calling is juvenile.
lol. funny!
Turtle trying to get some pussy:
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
It would also be better if these people were forced to live in a state by themselves
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
All women should be ecstatic to have sex with me.
#4. To: abraxas (#2)
--the state of insanity--
#5. To: Turtle (#0)
#6. To: farmfriend (#5)
LOL I knew by the title you must have posted this.
#7. To: farmfriend (#5)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#8. To: Turtle (#0)
#9. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#8)
You sell your sperm, don't you.
#10. To: Turtle (#6)
Someone has to tell the truth. It might as well be me!
#11. To: Turtle (#0)
#12. To: PaulCJ (#11)
turtle, you just 'jumped the shark'.
#13. To: X-15 (#7)
Caesar Turtle Maximus.
#14. To: Turtle (#0)
And since I’m smart, funny, tall and good-looking
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#15. To: James Deffenbach (#14)
#16. To: Turtle (#15)
(Edited)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#17. To: James Deffenbach (#16)
"Very few of us are superior and those of us who are don't generally go around talking about it,"
#18. To: ndcorup, James Deffenbach, christine, farmfriend, Original_Intent (#17)
"Very few of us are superior and those of us who are don't generally go around talking about it,"
#19. To: HOUNDDAWG, ndcorup, James Deffenbach, christine, Original_Intent, turtle (#18)
#20. To: farmfriend (#19)
#21. To: farmfriend, HOUNDDAWG, ndcorup, James Deffenbach, christine, Original_Intent, turtle (#19)
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
Hair Extensions Five Towns Merrick Manhasset Roslyn Massapequa Amityville Wantagh Farmingdale East Meadow Long Island, NY
#22. To: HOUNDDAWG (#18)
Yeah, don't I know it!
A friend of mine once said, "You know DAWG, you're a cool guy and everything but I have to tell you that nobody likes a know-it-all!"
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#23. To: Critter (#21)
lol.....that turtle is FAST and doesn't seem to take rejection very well.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
#24. To: Critter, Turtle (#21)
Turtle done worried the color off that cat!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#25. To: abraxas (#23)
I take rejection much better than the Testudine.
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
Hair Extensions Five Towns Merrick Manhasset Roslyn Massapequa Amityville Wantagh Farmingdale East Meadow Long Island, NY
#26. To: James Deffenbach (#16) (Edited)
In real life I don't have to talk about it since I have to beat so many women away from me with a stick. I do like to amuse others on the internet, though.
Very few of us are superior and those of us who are don't generally go around talking about it, ahaha.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
#27. To: Turtle (#26)
I do like to amuse othes on the internet, though. Yeah, we know. It must be just harble and tarble for you with all those women always out trying to jump your bones. Uh huh. Right. And who is Othes? Otis from Mayberry's twin brother?
In real life I don't have to talk about it since I have to beat so many women away from me with a stick.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#28. To: James Deffenbach (#27)
Aren't they cartoon characters? I think I saw them on TV when I was a kid!
harble and tarble
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
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