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Title: Why All Women Should Want to Have Sex with Me
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Unclebob's Treehouse
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Published: Jul 29, 2010
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2010-07-29 10:56:56 by Turtle
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Views: 819
Comments: 28
All women should be ecstatic to have sex with me. It’d be good, in fact great, for the world. (As a aside, in some cases, it’d be better for the women, and in others better for me…but that’s another story). Well, actually not all women. The fat, ugly and stupid ones should be sterilized, along with short men. It’d be okay if fat, ugly and stupid women married short men, as long as both were sterilized. It’s not like I want people to be alone and unhappy. I just don’t want to them to have kids! It would also be better if these people were forced to live in a state by themselves. It’s not like I want to look at them, either! I figure people can be bred like dogs, within certain parameters, of course, And since I’m smart, funny, tall and good-looking, it’d be best if my descendents took over the world. Which means, actually, all smart, funny, good-looking and fairly tall women should be mobbing me because they’d want to have sex with me, get pregnant, and have thousands of kids by me. We’d have as close to Utopia as we’re going to get in this world. People are retarded, except for people like me, of course. I remember years ago reading an article that the reason the boxer Mike Tyson had bodyguards was not to keep men away from him, but women. Apparently hundreds were throwing themselves at him. I thought, what is wrong with these women? Tyson is ugly, stupid, and about as mature as a five-year-old. Why were these women after him? Because he’s rich and famous? That trumps all the rest of the stuff about him? Blech! Now these women are perfect examples of ones who should not be allowed to reproduce, even if you have to sterilize them! The average IQ is 100. That means half the people in this country have IQs of less than 100. Neuter them!!! Otherwise the world will end up like the story, “The Marching Morons” or the movie, “Idiocracy.” But even a high IQ is not enough. There are all sorts of high-IQ people at Harvard, Yale and Princeton, yet almost all of them are lacking in character, which is why they go to work for the federal government. They’re worse than worthless. They’re dangerous. Smartness is only good when good character is involved. And that’s me! In a fair world I would have 200 wives – all of them smart, funny, witty, and knowledgeable. And good-looking. Then each would have two kids – 400 descendents! Why, in about 100 years, what with the forced sterilizations of the Yechs! my descendents will take over the world! Just imagine – all of the problems that plague humanity, they’d all be mostly gone. All the human pitbulls would disappear and the world would be populated by people-pugs, only a lot smarter. And people tell me there are no answers. Ha! How little they know!
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#14. To: Turtle (#0)
Humble, you forgot to say how humble you are.
And since I’m smart, funny, tall and good-looking Humble, you forgot to say how humble you are. Humble is assessing yourself realistically. I'm tall, good-looking, smart and funny. A realistic and humble assessment!
No, humble is not blowing your own horn but allowing others to notice the special things about you if there is anything to notice. If you have to be the one to blow your own horn it kinda makes you look like an attention whore and that maybe you have some delusions of superiority which may not be warranted. Very few of us are superior and those of us who are don't generally go around talking about it, ahaha.
Exactly!
Exactly! A friend of mine once said, "You know DAWG, you're a cool guy and everything but I have to tell you that nobody likes a know-it-all!" "I already knew that!", I replied.
Ya'll just don't get the joys of owning a turtle.
Turtle trying to get some pussy:
lol.....that turtle is FAST and doesn't seem to take rejection very well.
I take rejection much better than the Testudine.
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#15. To: James Deffenbach (#14)
#16. To: Turtle (#15)
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#17. To: James Deffenbach (#16)
"Very few of us are superior and those of us who are don't generally go around talking about it,"
#18. To: ndcorup, James Deffenbach, christine, farmfriend, Original_Intent (#17)
"Very few of us are superior and those of us who are don't generally go around talking about it,"
#19. To: HOUNDDAWG, ndcorup, James Deffenbach, christine, Original_Intent, turtle (#18)
#21. To: farmfriend, HOUNDDAWG, ndcorup, James Deffenbach, christine, Original_Intent, turtle (#19)
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