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Title: The Real Jesus
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Published: Jul 29, 2010
Author: Internet
Post Date: 2010-07-29 11:48:41 by Turtle
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Kind of a weird gay cartoon version of Jesus. Some of the Christian athletes go in for this depiction of Jesus as an Aryan bodybuilder, emphasizing that he was a carpenter. Scripture indicates he was a thin, ugly man and dark-skinned enough to pass for black (or close to it). This is strongly indicated by the incident with the woman at the well. The darkness of his skin could have been related to having become weathered by the sun after being in the desert areas for extended periods.
I suspect a lot of poofers would be turned on by this. Personally, I think Jesus probably looked like Curly of the Three Stooges.
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#2. To: TooConservative (#1)
Kind of a weird gay cartoon version of Jesus.
#3. To: Turtle, A K A Stone (#2)
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