"So...how about it?" Smack!
"I'm not that kind of girl!"
"You certainly are!"
"Is it that obvious?"
"Yes!"
"The answer is you, you beast!"
(Pounds of Turtle's chest with her tiny fists)
"Get away from me, you savage, you beast...with you muscular, hairy chest..."
(Swoons, then collapes into Turtle's arms)
"Take me! I'm yours, you manly man! I'm your slave-girl forever!"
Poster Comment:
It's an unpleasant job, but someone has to do it.