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Title: A Typical Date with Turtle
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Published: Aug 6, 2010
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2010-08-06 11:43:28 by Turtle
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Views: 386
Comments: 12

"So...how about it?"

Smack!

"I'm not that kind of girl!"

"You certainly are!"

"Is it that obvious?"

"Yes!"

"The answer is you, you beast!"

(Pounds of Turtle's chest with her tiny fists)

"Get away from me, you savage, you beast...with you muscular, hairy chest..."

(Swoons, then collapes into Turtle's arms)

"Take me! I'm yours, you manly man! I'm your slave-girl forever!"

Poster Comment:

It's an unpleasant job, but someone has to do it.

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#9. To: Turtle (#0) (Edited)

Wow, a Turtle date is like an Armadillo date.

'Dillo- Hello.
Chick- Oh, hi.
'Dillo- So, would you like to... go out... or something.
Chick- Huh? Me?
'Dillo- Yeah.
Chick- With you?
'Dillo- Um, yeah...
Chick-
'Dillo- Is that a no?
Chick- *On cell phone* You wont guess the dork who just asked me out.
'Dillo- *Whips out his wang*
Chick- *On phone* OHHH... HE'S FLASHING HIS... I'll call you back.

Armadillo  posted on  2010-08-06   22:45:50 ET  (3 images) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#10. To: Armadillo (#9)

Not too unlike a Critter date:

Damsel in distress: My tire is leaking, can you fix it?

Critter: Looks like you need me to plug your hole baby.

Damsel in distress: *swoon* *swoon*

Critter  posted on  2010-08-07 00:43:10 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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