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Title: Turtle's Box of Porn
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Published: Aug 7, 2010
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2010-08-07 10:53:01 by Turtle
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A woman I know found out about two weeks ago a man she knew had died prematurely about four months ago, at the age of 43, from a heart attack. He had a small house, full of belongings. His parents did not want to deal with the problem and were paying the rent on his house but otherwise had not touched any of his property. This had gone on for four months. They told the woman I know to take care of it. So we went over there and cleaned the place up, and cleaned it out. I got his golf clubs, his coffee bean grinder and a bunch of coffee beans, his Dremel set, his shoeshine kit, a bottle of port and Jack Daniels whiskey, some shoes, socks, his big-screen TV, a set of German-made chef’s knives, his stereo, a boxed paperback set of “The Lord of the Rings,’ a bunch of DVDs and tapes – and his pornography. One of the two women over there was looking in the closet and saw the Box on the Top Shelf in the Back. “What’s this?” she asked. “That’s his pornography,” I told her. “Guys always keep it on in a box in the back on the top shelf in the bedroom closet.” “You can’t know that. That’s stupid.” “Open it.” “EEEEECK!!!!” There were some sex toys for women, too. She wanted to throw all of it away, but I told her, no, I’ll take care of it. There is always someone who wants the stuff, except maybe the used sex toys. I’ve had to explain to several women that pornography is harmless. The dangerous man is not the one interested in it. The dangerous man is the one who has no interest in it. For a few years I read a lot about serial killers. Hard to understand these nuts. But I found out certain things – none of them have a normal sex life. And none of them are interested in pornography. Their idea of sex is torturing a woman to death and having sex with her corpse. Sometimes, parts of her corpse, after she’s chopped up. Sometimes they cannibalize her. Ted Bundy admitted he had no sexual desire at all and was not interested in pornography. But before his execution he was able to con one of those fundie loons – and all of them seem to be obsessed with everyone’s sex life – that porn made him what he was. He was manipulating this buffoon and lying through his teeth. The non-existent cause-and-effect that some see just amazes me. Watching people have sex on screen leads to rape, serial-killing, dismemberment and cannibalism. That’s as stupid as liberals who think little boys playing with plastic guns leads to murder and war. I’ve never had much interest in porn myself (and I’m not a serial killer). But I remember one time in particular when I was about 35 and in a hotel room with my girlfriend. She wanted to rent some porn on the cable, so I said sure. I fell asleep. Right before I nodded off, I told her, “Watching people fuck gets awful boring really quickly.” That’s how harmless the stuff it. My experience has been the people who are obsessed with getting rid of it have that obsession because of their intense interest in porn and their inability to handle it. The way I see it, the fanatical and obsessed politicians and religious leaders are the fags, child molesters, whore-mongers and various other kinds of sexual predators. Not the average person watching porn. When I was driving a taxi I once almost got arrested when the vice squad caught me transporting a hooker. I had no idea she was a hooker. Turns out the sting operation was aimed at the county prosecuting attorney, who was obsessed with hookers and putting them in jail. At the same time he was seeing hookers himself and got caught on tape asking one for a blowjob. He had been doing this for years – all the time putting those working girls in prison for up to a year. And putting their customers’ pictures and names in the newspapers. It’s not porn that’s the problem – the problem is the people obsessed with getting rid of it, because they can’t handle their own interest in it. It’s as if since they cannot change themselves, they’re trying to change everyone else. That’s one of the reasons why I’m a believer in that old saying, it’ll be a much better world when the last politician is strangled with the guts of the last preacher. “Me thinks thou doth protest too much,” wrote Shakespeare. And, yes, he was right.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
YOu dont even need to do that now. A little USB drive can be filled to overflowing with free porn. It’s not porn that’s the problem – the problem is the people obsessed with getting rid of it, because they can’t handle their own interest in it. It’s as if since they cannot change themselves, they’re trying to change everyone else. Yep. And I find womens public reaction to it to be somewhat disingenuous. It's a different story in private. THey like porn just as much of not more than men. They'll never admit it, of course, but it's true. .
Click for Privacy and Preparedness files Live free or I think this observation has a lot of merit.
. I do meet some women who admit their interest. Then I meet others who are convinced it degradees women, damages relationships between men and women, etc. When they make theses claims, I tell them women's pornography are romance novels, because they objectify men. Usually they just gape at me.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
Yes, but the question is: Can flash drives be used as sex toys?
I forgot you two.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
Back to the topic of the guy dying with porn in his closet. In the US armed forces it is SOP, and the troops are all assured of this, that, if they die in service, whatever porn they have will be disposed of BEFORE the remaining possessions are boxed up and sent to their families.
Fine I'll go play with my Armadillo.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. Read divided amongst the other guys.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. I bailed right there.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" This is absolutely correct.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" Read divided amongst the other guys. HAAAAAA
"Satan / Cheney in "08" This is absolutely correct. The bodice-rippers of today are so weak when compared with The Bawdy Adventures of Tom Jones, or Lady Chatterly's Lover.
You hit the Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Look into any eyes What do you want me to do, "The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs
Do you have a link to Turtle's box of porn? :)
"The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs
Screw it, I'm over it, check this out:
"The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs
Far out. I didn't know you was a dead head. My theme song:
“That’s his pornography,” I told her. “Guys always keep it on in a box in the back on the top shelf in the bedroom closet.”
die kill ~~ Me
God is a separatist. That's good enough for me.
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
My experience has been the people who are obsessed with getting rid of it have that obsession because of their intense interest in porn and their inability to handle it.
#3. To: PSUSA (#1)
And I find womens public reaction to it to be somewhat disingenuous. It's a different story in private. THey like porn just as much of not more than men. They'll never admit it, of course, but it's true.
#4. To: PSUSA (#1)
A little USB drive can be filled to overflowing with free porn.
#5. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#0)
#6. To: Turtle (#0)
#7. To: PSUSA (#1)
#8. To: Turtle (#0)
#9. To: Turtle, abraxas, Armadillo (#5)
I forgot you two.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#10. To: Shoonra, Turtle (#8)
whatever porn they have will be disposed of
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#11. To: Turtle (#0)
There were some sex toys for women, too. She wanted to throw all of it away, but I told her, no, I’ll take care of it.
#12. To: Turtle (#3)
I tell them women's pornography are romance novels,
#13. To: farmfriend (#10)
whatever porn they have will be disposed of
#14. To: tom007, Turtle, porn fans, 4 (#12)
I tell them women's pornography are romance novels,
#15. To: Eric Stratton (#7)
If you ask me, the only difference between men and women in the general ways of sexuality are that men are all but always "on" whereas women through all of their moods and shit have all these cycles and stuff where they're "on" and "off" and who knows what else in between.
on the
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#16. To: Turtle (#0)
you find by you, you can see
clear through to another day
I know it's been seen before
through other eyes on other days
while going home --
to do for you to see you through?
It's all a dream we dreamed
one afternoon long ago
#17. To: Dakmar (#16)
here's this -
#18. To: Lod (#17)
#19. To: Lod (#17)
(Edited)
Box of rain
#20. To: Dakmar (#19)
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
Hair Extensions Five Towns Merrick Manhasset Roslyn Massapequa Amityville Wantagh Farmingdale East Meadow Long Island, NY
#21. To: Critter (#20)
we can share the women
we can share the wine? :)
"The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs
#22. To: Dakmar (#21)
we can share what we got of yours cuz we done shared all of mine.
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
Hair Extensions Five Towns Merrick Manhasset Roslyn Massapequa Amityville Wantagh Farmingdale East Meadow Long Island, NY
#23. To: Critter (#22)
raised eight boys, only I turned bad
didn't get the lickin's the other ones had...
"The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs
#24. To: Dakmar (#23)
Delilah Jones went to meet her God,
and the old man never was the same agin.
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
Hair Extensions Five Towns Merrick Manhasset Roslyn Massapequa Amityville Wantagh Farmingdale East Meadow Long Island, NY
#25. To: Critter (#24)
That's one of my favorite songs, how did you know? :)
"The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs
#26. To: Dakmar (#25)
I don't know, cept it's one of mine too. So is this:
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
Hair Extensions Five Towns Merrick Manhasset Roslyn Massapequa Amityville Wantagh Farmingdale East Meadow Long Island, NY
#27. To: Critter, jack straw (#26)
leavin' Texas, 4th day of July...
"The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs
#28. To: Dakmar (#27)
Speaking of leaving...
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
Hair Extensions Five Towns Merrick Manhasset Roslyn Massapequa Amityville Wantagh Farmingdale East Meadow Long Island, NY
#29. To: Critter (#28)
Always thought that song pretty too, thanks Critter!
"The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs
#30. To: Dakmar (#29)
It's hard to imagine anyone not appreciating some of this stuff, isn't it? Thank you too Dak.
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
Hair Extensions Five Towns Merrick Manhasset Roslyn Massapequa Amityville Wantagh Farmingdale East Meadow Long Island, NY
#31. To: Critter (#30)
Yeah, F**k em, I just remembered I got like a quart of brandy stashed in the garage! :)
"The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs
#32. To: Dakmar (#31)
Have a swig for me. I'm off to bed. Have a sparkling evening my friend, it's been a pleasure.
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
Hair Extensions Five Towns Merrick Manhasset Roslyn Massapequa Amityville Wantagh Farmingdale East Meadow Long Island, NY
#33. To: Turtle (#0)
Conjecture
Ted Bundy admitted he had no sexual desire at all and was not interested in pornography. But before his execution he was able to con one of those fundie loons – and all of them seem to be obsessed with everyone’s sex life – that porn made him what he was. He was manipulating this buffoon and lying through his teeth.
#34. To: Turtle (#0)
Ewww, Ick, Im not into porno, and I only buy Playboy for the articles. ;-D
#35. To: Critter (#28)
My favorite GD encore song. Never heard them play it unless it was for the one last song begged.
#36. To: farmfriend, turtle (#9)
Who needs porn, when ya' have a 4 foot penis.Fine I'll go play with my Armadillo.
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"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
-Carl Sagan.
#37. To: Armadillo, turtle, critter (#36)
Who needs porn, when ya' have a 4 foot penis.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#38. To: Rube Goldberg (#33) (Edited)
Ted Bundy admitted he had no sexual desire at all and was not interested in pornography. But before his execution he was able to con one of those fundie loons – and all of them seem to be obsessed with everyone’s sex life – that porn made him what he was. He was manipulating this buffoon and lying through his teeth. Conjecture Absolute truth.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
#39. To: Turtle (#38)
Absolutely correct.
The crime writer Ann Rule knew Bundy while he was killing women. They used to discuss who the killer might be. And then it turned out to be him.
#40. To: farmfriend (#37)
I once read that if a flea was the size of a mule it could kick a man 21 miles.
Who needs porn, when ya' have a 4 foot penis.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
#41. To: farmfriend (#37)
This is real turtle porn.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
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