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Title: Drunk Squirrel at the Club
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Published: Aug 7, 2010
Author: David Spates
Post Date: 2010-08-07 17:34:05 by James Deffenbach
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Views: 174
Comments: 17

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#1. To: James Deffenbach, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)

Could have done without all the extra crap but too funny.


"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.

farmfriend  posted on  2010-08-07   18:19:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: farmfriend (#1)

I thought the little guy falling out of the tree was funny. Since he didn't fall far and get hurt--but I bet the hangover won't be fun. I have heard they weren't.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-08-07   18:34:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: James Deffenbach (#2)

I have heard they weren't.

I've heard that rumor myself.


"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.

farmfriend  posted on  2010-08-07   18:35:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: farmfriend (#3)

I bet there are a lot of folks on here who have heard that one. Not that I would know anything about such things of course.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-08-07   18:38:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

Negroes should not have cams.

Lod  posted on  2010-08-07   19:06:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: James Deffenbach (#4)

I bet there are a lot of folks on here who have heard that one. Not that I would know anything about such things of course.

I, for one, am not old enough to drink.


"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.

farmfriend  posted on  2010-08-07   19:15:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Lod (#5)

Oh, I think Spates is funny and he's fair too. Didn't you see the video where he told the punk not to ef with old white people? He said that the black punk was wrong and got what he deserved and he was correct.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-08-07   19:15:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: farmfriend (#6)

I, for one, am not old enough to drink.

For sure, me too.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-08-07   19:17:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: James Deffenbach, Lod, all (#7)

.


I ran out of smart sounding quotes

wudidiz  posted on  2010-08-07   19:23:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: wudidiz (#9)

Spates is "keepin' it real." That is a great video.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-08-07   21:53:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: James Deffenbach (#10)

How much would you charge for an oil painting of a license a being granted to a hippie being shouted down by a duck?

$2?

$3?

"The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2010-08-07   22:02:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Dakmar (#11)

Oh, that should be worth a lot more than that. The visual it brings to mind is very funny. Being shouted down by a duck--that used to happen a lot on LP when the "duck" would holler KOOK at everyone. ahaha.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-08-07   22:06:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: James Deffenbach (#12)

Are you calling all my duck friends KOOKS?

"The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2010-08-07   22:09:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Dakmar (#11)

duck

I remember you posted the original with the Japanese girls.


I ran out of smart sounding quotes

wudidiz  posted on  2010-08-07   22:13:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: wudidiz (#14) (Edited)

right...:)

BunyyJumpBunyJumpBunnyJump!!!!!!!

"The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2010-08-07   22:16:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Dakmar (#13)

Are you calling all my duck friends KOOKS?

No, BeAChooser called us all KOOKS. You do remember that, don't you? And his famous ROTFLOL! Just about every post.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-08-07   22:20:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: James Deffenbach (#16)

quack quack, honk quack

"The people in power will not disappear voluntarily, giving flowers to the cops just isn't going to work. This thinking is fostered by the establishment; they like nothing better than love and nonviolence. The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2010-08-07   22:24:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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