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Title: Ugly Girls Should Get Free Plastic Surgery
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Published: Aug 9, 2010
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2010-08-09 10:44:15 by Turtle
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If you’re an ugly guy you can sort of make up for it by making a lot of money. Now maybe these guys won’t exactly be loved (they’re just renting it) but at least they won’t be alone. If you’re an ugly girl, on the other hand, there’s little you can do to make up for it. This is why I believe ugly women should get free plastic surgery. Yeah, I know, the taxpayers are actually paying for it, but if we’re going to pay taxes I have think of better uses for them than bailing out traitorous international bankers who take the money given to them and invest it in China, or to Cosmodemonic Transnational Megacorporations who do the same thing, which means exporting our middle-class jobs to our enemies. Probably the first time I noticed the problems ugly women have was when I was 16 years old. I was walking down the street at night, going to a party, when I saw coming towards me one of the unattractive girls I went to school with. She was walking her dog. I thought, my God, Friday night and she’s walking her dog so it could potty? And I’m going to a party with dancing and drinking (and other mind-altering substances) and girls? As she got closer I could tell by the look in her eyes she recognized me. But then, everyone in school recognized me, even if they didn’t know my name. I saw fear in this girl’s eyes. I thought, why? and then I realized: she thought I was going to say something mean to her. Fear of me. Terror, almost. I don’t remember what I did as I passed her. Perhaps I smiled and said hello. I saw more of the problem in college. Some ugly girl would be sitting by herself at a party, looking sad and depressed. Once my roommate, who was even cuter than me (yes, I know, hard to believe) walked up to one and started talking to her, and boom! her face just lit up. A cute guy is talking to me! I don’t believe it! The first time in my life a cute guy has ever talked to me! He actually seems interested in what I have to say! Another time I walked by one on the street and when I looked her at I swear I saw this desperate look on her face: please acknowledge my existence. So I smiled and said hi. It was free; it didn’t cost me at all. Once I went to a dorm to see a woman I knew. She had a new roommate, another sad ugly girl with a depressed look on her face. I started talking to her. Her face just lit up. Later, the girl I had gone to see told me, “My roommate thinks you’re a doll.” Well, of course. Handsome is as handsome does. Well, sometimes you can be handsome without doing anything at all! In college I used to live in a studio apartment attached to a houseful of girls. Eleven or twelve; I’m not sure. I lost count. One night I was in one’s room, just passing the time. She verged on being beautiful. Jokingly, I asked her how many guys had asked her out for the weekend. I didn’t even know why I asked her that. The question just popped into my mind. She was sitting in front of her mirror putting her make-up on. “Seven,” she told me. I just sat there, unable to think of anything to say. Actually, I was unable to think at all. I was just completely stunned. Then I asked, “Which one are you going out with?” “The one I like the best,” she answered, I thought, this is unbelievable. A good-looking girl gets asked out by seven guys, and an ugly girl can’t even get kissed. Or even looked at, just ostracized, which actually is an attempt to kill them. When I was about 21 I used to see this girl walking down the street near my house. I don’t know how old she was, 18 to 20 probably. She was tall, shapely, and had beautiful long blonde hair. She also had a badly receding chin. It was hard to tell, since she walked with her head down and had grown her straight hair so long you couldn’t see her face at all from the side or the front. I asked a dentist about this and he said there were operations that would fix it. I hope she got it done, but I was wondering, what kind of parents can afford to send their daughter to college but didn’t start saving when she was little to fix her problem? She was a perfect example of a girl who needed free plastic surgery. Years ago I read a newspaper article about a girl who had been born with some kind of deformity on her face. One day she threw a brick through a store window. She got the surgery she needed, but it took a brick and her getting arrested. I drove a taxi for five years, and saw a lot of street-walkers and strippers. Unattractive, almost of them. Did they become what they were to get attention, because there was no other way to get it? To some degree, yes. I got the same answer from a girl who had been in porn films. Why did you do it? “Attention,” she said. I’ve also noticed some ugly girls don’t get depressed, but hostile. I can think of two in college who were very hostile toward me, although I treated them as normal girls. The only reason I can think of for their behavior is that they might have had crushes on me, which they thought I ignored (can’t ignore what you don’t know about) and so responded with that “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” So I’ve decided ugly girls should get free plastic surgery. Think of all the hundreds of millions of dollars that’ll be saved by not using anti-depressants! And the elimination of the hostility! And there won’t be ugly hookers and strippers anymore, so only the good-looking ones will be left! An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, that old saying tells us. Besides, I have my own selfish reasons for wanting them to get plastic surgery. It’s not like I want to have sex with ugly women! Blech!
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
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Mos Def, Free the Butter Faces Now !!! This will be a new "Right" under the Kagan star-chamber.
I've known a few butterfaces and was always mystified by it. It's the same when I see a girl with a really nice face and an awful body.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
No. Slightly better-than-average-looking women should get free plastic surgery. Then we'll get lots of beautiful women who aren't screwed up.
Higher rates of SGA but greater chances of survival within birth weight-for-gestation groups and lower energy expenditure during puberty in African American than non-Hispanic white girls support the possibility that African American girls are born with a lower energy expenditure than non-Hispanic white girls.
Think how grateful the ugly ones will be!
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
As usual, I forgot you two.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
Looks has very little to do with it. You can give away all the free cosmetic surgery to "fix" them, and it won't do any good. Because it's their attitude that's the problem. No man wants to approach a obviously depressed woman any more than women want to approach a depressed man. But if she makes the most of what she has, and has a good attitude, she'll do OK. Nowhere does it say that she must be a 10 to get married or have a boyfriend. Plus, even with all the surgery the hollywierd crowd goes through, if you see them without their professional makeup jobs, you wouldn't look twice at the so-called "hot" women. .
Click for Privacy and Preparedness files Live free or I haven't noticed any replies from recognisable Females. Wonder why? Maybe they'd have some suggestions for "Ugly Guys", not that I'd be involved :-)
They like to ignore me.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
Utter nonsense. Horsefeathers. Self aggrandizement of the worst kind.
Self aggrandizement of the worst kind. No brag, just fact. Nyah, nyah.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
Are you advocating socialism? How do you hope to fund such "free" plastic surgeries? Pass a law that coerces plastic surgeons to perform a certain number of pro bono operations per month/year? Just wondering. It's like when folks say "there ought to be a law" without thinking about the excessive multitude of laws already in existence. Hey, you can never have too many laws, can you? My favorite obsolete expression that you no longer hear being said in American culture: "Go ahead, it's a free country".
Democrats don't mind war as long as they can have big government. Republicans don't mind big government as long as they can have war.
YOU pay for the plastic surgery, Turtle. Sounds like a massive expense just for you to wet your noodle. Plus, none of these ugly women will appreciate a FREE fix. People appreciate what they work and pay to achieve. If you are down to sorting through the uglies to get laid, then that's real sad, but it's your problem, not mine. Start a charity organization if you must, but don't call me for donations. Plus, all the ugly men need to have some options because nobody is going to pay to make them more attractive.
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
That reminded me of "Compo" on Last of the Summer Wine. He was talking to his friends that he hung out with and said something about some girl he used to know being "lovely." And they hoorayed him, apparently not thinking she was and Compo (Bill Owen) said, "She were nearly lovely."
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Self aggrandizement of the worst kind. Turtle's blowing his own horn again. I told him about that $#it just a few days ago.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. I suspect that most of his articles in this vein are in strict tongue in cheek humor. Me, I'm glad people are who they are. Ugly should stay ugly, beautiful should be beautiful, plain is fine as plain. I personally like the uniqueness found in both striking beauty and homely ugliness. If we all looked the same, think what a boring world that would be. If women and men who are ugly are depressed, that is understandable. But it's also a reason to develop a shining personality to make up for it. Given the masses of ugly people (of both sexes) who seem to hook up eventually, personality seems to be a winner (or, perhaps, depression likes company?).
"The more artificial taboos and restrictions there are in the world, the more the people are impoverished.... The more that laws and regulations are given prominence, the more thieves and robbers there will be." - Lao Tzu, 6th century BC
Turtle is the worst kind of turtle. They are built close to the ground so that while they are chewing on your pants leg, they have already wet in your shoe. Thats why they have that shell, protect them from getting kicked for their nasty habits.
So true SOL. We all have gifts and we should find them. It all balances out. You know, there wasn't this much depression 20 years ago, but there were just as many ugly people. So, I don't blame the looks for the pill popping. That's a cop-out. I saw this guy a few months ago talking to middle school kids about the dangers of tabacco. He had overcome cancer from chewing, but his face was cut apart in the process. Had to completely reconstruct EVERYTHING. He went from a looker and an athlete, to a person people stare at on the street. Today, he says he wouldn't trade the way he looks today to return to attractive. He found a woman who REALLY loves him for who he is and he says he really KNOWS who he is after this experience, much deeper than flesh and bone. He knows many other cancer patients who didn't make it or lost the ability to walk etc. So, he now appreciates much more that he always took for granted. Nice to have you back. How was the family vacation? : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
"Yeah, I know, the taxpayers are actually paying for it, but if we’re going to pay taxes I have think of better uses for them than bailing out traitorous international bankers who take the money given to them and invest it in China, or to Cosmodemonic Transnational Megacorporations who do the same thing, which means exporting our middle-class jobs to our enemies. " Once again, you get pwned! Ha ha ha!
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
Moving taxdollars from one wasteful program to another doesn't cut it Turtle. I say, cut all the programs......and, DON'T CREATE NEW ONES!! : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Ugly girls need love, too! It helps to be halfway good-looking. P.S. My noodle is just fine, snot.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
Women have twice in my life called me "a doll." Turtle remembers these things.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
They are getting love from the ugly guys. You are messing with the natural order of life by attempting to elevate de ugly women. lol.......I knew you were holding a grudge over my noodle comment. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
lol.......I knew you were holding a grudge over my noodle comment. : ) I'm too highly evolved to hold grudges. I'll decide what the natural order is, ha!
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
What, you reminded them of Chucky or the Bride of Chucky? Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. They are built close to the ground so that while they are chewing on your pants leg, they have already wet in your shoe. Thats why they have that shell, protect them from getting kicked for their nasty habits. I think I have figured out at least part of his malfunction. According to Turtle two women have called him "doll" and he had probably just been watching one of those Chucky, the killer doll, movies. And now he thinks he is Chucky or the Bride of Chucky.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Who will be left to join the NOW if that happens?
formerly GJones.
When it comes to "gurls", turtle still is using training wheels. hehehehehehe
That'll leave a mark.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Well, Turtle, there will come a time when looks matter less than other things.... A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 'Because she can still drive!'
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
LOL!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. I'm not sure I like always being forgotten. Makes me feel...trivial.
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. Here's another one......just for you James. : ) Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
You'll have to forgive Turtle......at his age, it's a miracle he remembers at all. Here's a little story of what happened to poor Turtle last week-- A little old Turtle shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' Turtle replied, 'arthritis.'
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
LOL
"Every Person born within the limits of the United States, and subject to their jurisdiction, is by virtue of natural law and national law a citizen of the United States. This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the Government of the United States, but will include every other class of persons. One of the big problems of Islam is their hangup on the notion that a woman's looks are responsible for a man's actions. Throw some dirt on it and grow up writer - and thread parent. This also reminds me how some shallow people call a woman they disagree with old and ugly, and scream how they disagree with an old and ugly man who gets a pass on his looks in a double standard manner. I care more about a woman's soul and the content of her character then trivialities like physical attributes. I'd rather live with a plain looking woman that enriched my life and was a true partner, then to be going with a beyond belief beautiful babe that made my life hell.
No we dont. We refuse, we do have sense of dignity.
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.' I reckon misunderstanding what the doc said could make one cheerful, at least for a little while. LOL! Good joke, ab. Thanks for the laugh.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. It took quite a while for the pseudo-science of psychology to convince us all that we should be depressed about everything instead of looking on the sunny side of life, as was once out wont. Thanks! It was wonderful, thank you. Wineries as far as the eye could see, beautiful weather, a gorgeous great lake, it was very relaxing. :)
"The more artificial taboos and restrictions there are in the world, the more the people are impoverished.... The more that laws and regulations are given prominence, the more thieves and robbers there will be." - Lao Tzu, 6th century BC
Now ask yourself, do you really want Kagan to be grateful?
Higher rates of SGA but greater chances of survival within birth weight-for-gestation groups and lower energy expenditure during puberty in African American than non-Hispanic white girls support the possibility that African American girls are born with a lower energy expenditure than non-Hispanic white girls.
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#2. To: Lysander_Spooner (#1)
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
#4. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#3)
Then we'll get lots of beautiful women who aren't screwed up.
#5. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#0)
#6. To: Turtle, all (#0)
die kill ~~ Me
God is a separatist. That's good enough for me.
#7. To: Turtle (#0)
#8. To: ndcorup (#7)
I haven't noticed any replies from recognisable Females. Wonder why?
#9. To: Turtle (#0)
Later, the girl I had gone to see told me, “My roommate thinks you’re a doll.” Well, of course. Handsome is as handsome does
#10. To: Cynicom (#9)
Utter nonsense. Horsefeathers.
#11. To: Turtle (#0)
(Edited)
Ugly girls should get free plastic surgery
#12. To: Turtle (#5)
#13. To: Turtle (#0)
She verged on being beautiful.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#14. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#9)
Utter nonsense. Horsefeathers.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#15. To: abraxas (#12)
#16. To: James Deffenbach (#14)
Turtle's blowing his own horn again. I told him about that $#it just a few days ago.
#17. To: SonOfLiberty (#15)
Given the masses of ugly people (of both sexes) who seem to hook up eventually, personality seems to be a winner (or, perhaps, depression likes company?).
#18. To: abraxas (#12)
YOU pay for the plastic surgery, Turtle. Sounds like a massive expense just for you to wet your noodle. Plus, none of these ugly women will appreciate a FREE fix.
#19. To: Turtle (#18)
#20. To: abraxas (#19)
I say, cut all the programs......and, DON'T CREATE NEW ONES!! : )
#21. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicon (#14)
#22. To: Turtle (#20)
Ugly girls need love, too!
#23. To: abraxas (#22)
They are getting love from the ugly guys. You are messing with the natural order of life by attempting to elevate de ugly women.
#24. To: Turtle, Cynicom (#21)
Women have twice in my life called me "a doll."
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#25. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#16)
Turtle is the worst kind of turtle.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#26. To: Turtle (#0)
#27. To: James Deffenbach, Turtle (#24)
#28. To: InsideJob, 4 (#26)
Don't worry, they'll still be with us -
#29. To: Cynicom (#27)
When it comes to "gurls", turtle still is using training wheels. hehehehehehe
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#30. To: Turtle, all (#20)
#31. To: abraxas (#30)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#32. To: Turtle, abraxas (#5)
As usual, I forgot you two.
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#33. To: James Deffenbach (#31)
#34. To: farmfriend, Turtle (#32)
#35. To: abraxas (#34)
Senator Jacob Howard, Co-author of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, 1866.
#36. To: Turtle (#0)
#37. To: abraxas (#34)
You'll have to forgive Turtle.
#38. To: abraxas (#33)
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#39. To: abraxas (#17)
You know, there wasn't this much depression 20 years ago,
Nice to have you back. How was the family vacation?
#40. To: Turtle (#4)
Think how grateful the ugly ones will be!
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