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Title: Women Should Rule the World!
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Published: Aug 10, 2010
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2010-08-10 10:53:53 by Turtle
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Views: 1803
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I think women should rule the world. Now, of course, this can only be done by law, since it goes against human nature, but that’s okay. Human nature, most especially if you’re a leftist, doesn’t matter! Let’s look at what we’d have to do. First, we’d have to keep men out of high-paying jobs that call for a lot of education. That can be done with Affirmative Action, which essentially means “white men need not apply.” We’d also have to keep men out of college, which is what is happening these days. Right now there are a lot more women in college. This is a good thing! Men should only be carpenters (I used to be one), taxi drivers (used to be one), coal miners (nope), stuff like that. In fact, men shouldn’t be educated at all. They’re awful!! Especially white men, who introduced slavery into the world. (Well, actually that’s not true – white men got rid of slavery, and in record time. But facts don’t matter!) Men should receive no education at all. Revenge is good, and it doesn’t matter if it’s aimed at the wrong people. One way to prevent this education is by drugging little boys. I think Ritalin would be a good choice. Yep, make sure men receive no education, dope them up, prevent them by law from getting educated jobs…and women will be able to rule the world! Now what kind of world would we have if women ruled it completely and men had absolutely no influence at all, had no education, and were completely at the bottom? I think the humorist P.J. O’Rourke had a clue with his comment, “Without men, civilization would last until the next oil change.” Hmmm…let’s see…who invented about 97% of everything in the world? Well, as best as I can remember, European men and their descendents in America. White men! Now let’s pretend the white race never existed. What kind of shape would the rest of the world be in? Africa would be permanently stuck in 20,000 BC, with everyone living in stick-and-mud huts. Arabia would be stuck in the 7th Century, courtesy of Islam and Arabs marrying their cousins for the last two thousand years. China would be about in the 11th or 12th Century. But let’s concentrate on the United States. If women ruled completely and men had no influence at all, it’d be a great country! Things would go backward, to some sort of primitive, barely technological society! Tribal and pastoral! It’d be great! Women can barely invent anything, but so what? A primitive, loving, pastoral tribe in which everyone chipped in and helped change the babies…it’d be wonderful! Of course, women (and some men) don’t believe this would happen. Somehow – not quite sure how – we’d still have an advanced technological society with big-screen TVs and SUVs and easy high-paying careers, even though men would be so uneducated, stupid, doped up and out of work they couldn’t do anything except drink and lay around. And of course, women would have all the government jobs, so they can rule. Women being supported by the government is a good thing, since marriage would collapse, what with men not being able to support a family. So women would have babies without being married or the children having a father’s influence. In essence, women would be marrying the government. And this is a good thing! Families and fathers are so primitive! Well, primitive yes, but not primitive like tribal primitive. Some other kind of primitive, like not-needed primitive, like appendixes. So what if all the women would be unhappy? And the men, too? Since when did happiness ever matter? Revenge is what matters! And if society didn’t advance and instead went backward, so what? Primitive tribes without dental care are the place to be! Many women (90%?) are natural socialists, which means they are irrational and ruled by their feelings. I think that’s the reason they’ve always been denied the vote. It’s certainly why so many of them vote Democrat! Throughout history women have always been the home and the heart (maybe it should be Home and the Heart). Men have always been the rational creative inventing part. About 40 years ago the brain researcher Paul McLean discovered three structures to the brain: at the bottom, the reptilian complex, on top of that, the limbic system (emotion) and on top of that, the neocortex (reason). One person called it the Snake brain, the Eve brain, and the Adam brain. But whatever you call it, the rational brain sits on top of the emotional brain and is supposed to have the greatest influence over it -- not the other way around. It’s not as if men are all reason and women are all emotion. Each sex has a little bit of the other in it, like Jung postulated with the anima/amimus or that Ying/Yang symbol. If each gender didn’t have a bit of the other in it, we’d never be able to understand each other. But, heck, so what? Facts don’t matter! Only left-wing socialist/tribal fantasies! I, for one, welcome our new Eve overlords! All our base belong to them!
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#2. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#0)
Both of you, pwned once again.
You wish!
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