Title: I Thought I Would Fall Out of My Chair (my title) Source:
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Here's one ol' boy who is gonna have some serious 'splainin' to do!
not sure where this originated, here's my version of the story I been tellin fir years now:
~ there's some things ya just can't explain ...
~ well ya see, I was trying to milk that new heifer I done bought from Carl over near Racine, she's a might skiddish too, so i waited till all my chores were done, barn was empty cept me n her ... wife promised to bring me some coffee once dishes were done, she's good like that ya know ...
~ so I commenced to milkin and dern if she didn't kick me ... so I took some twine and tied her hind leg to the side of the stall, then commenced to milkin ... I still don't know how, but she managed to kick me again, with the other hoove, so I took some twine and tied her other hind leg to the other side of the stall
~ and I commenced to milkin ~ well that ole gal started whipping me with her tail and I had enough ... stood a couple bales of hay up behind her, climbed up on them and grabbed her tail, was gonna tie it to the rafters and finish my milking ...
~ then realized I didn't have any twine, so I take off my belt with one hand only to have my pants drop and my wife walk in with my coffee ...
Were you posting on LP when COB1 posted a story he called The Girlfriend? It was about a guy and two of his buddies who had decided to "get friendly" with some sheep. One of the funniest stories I ever read on LP.