Oh, it was a lesbian fight? The gay one? Boy, they do get into knock down drag outs. My friend had a couple of lesbo neighbors and they would rip each other apart, then kiss and make up. The drama at the house was NEVER ENDING.
Or do you mean it was a large woman beating up a little man who got some flowers?
There are few things funnier in this life than a pissed off Drag Queen. ;-)
Oh, and if Turdle ever tangled with my "little" sister he'd better have his health insurance paid up cuz' he's gonna' need it. The words and images that come to mind are kick, scratch, punch, bite, flail, crunch.