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Title: Who Turtle Used to Live Next Door to
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Published: Aug 16, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-08-16 13:34:28 by Turtle
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I used to live next door to Suzy Boggus when I was in college, one summer. And people think I'm lying about the things I say. Ha! They're all true. Suzy of couse had the hots for me.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Did not. If your nose gets any longer, you will need training wheels under it.
Suzy of couse had the hots for me. Did not. One time when I was lying on the floor she burst through the door chasing her roommate and spraying her with shaving cream. She did have the hots for me, ha ha!
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
Sure she did. Probably jumped your shell every time she caught you outside, eh? LOL! And then started her mating call, "Pinocchio, Pinocchio, wherefore art thou, Pinocchio?"
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. You're just jealous.
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
I think he probably had to lease a big trailer to put it on, probably a low boy or flatbed.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. Both of you are just jealous, ha ha!
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
That's a BOGUS claim. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
Psst, don't tell anyone but I think Turtle *might* be an attention whore and makes stuff up. I could be wrong but that is what I am thinking.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. You forgot the possibility of donkey ears and a tail.
She had the Flu. Explains the vomiting.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" She had the Flu. Explains the vomiting. hehehehehehe That outta turn the little varmint wrong side to.
LOL! Yeah, I never thought of that.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. It would leave a mark if he was sentient.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. You guys are really too harsh on Turtle, and I will only give you another year or two to quit. Thats my sense of propriety. hehehehehehehehehehehe
We should have him sufficiently beaten down and knowing his role in a couple more years.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. soup?
Suzy of couse had the hots for me.
#2. To: Cynicom (#1)
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
Suzy of couse had the hots for me.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#4. To: James Deffenbach (#3)
Sure she did. Probably jumped your shell every time she caught you outside, eh? LOL! And then started her mating call, "Pinocchio, Pinocchio, wherefore art thou, Pinocchio?"
#5. To: Cynicom (#1)
If your nose gets any longer, you will need training wheels under it.
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#6. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom (#5)
#7. To: Turtle (#0)
Suzy of couse had the hots for me.
#8. To: abraxas, Turtle, Cynicom (#7)
That's a BOGUS claim. : )
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#9. To: Turtle (#6)
Turtle - a Self Portrait
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#10. To: James Deffenbach (#5)
(Edited)
The Fed EXPOSED!!! The FARO RESERVE BANK!!!
#11. To: Turtle, cynicom (#0)
Suzy of couse had the hots for me.
#12. To: tom007 (#11)
Suzy of couse had the hots for me.
#13. To: Coral Snake (#10)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#14. To: Cynicom, tom007 (#12)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#15. To: James Deffenbach, tom007 (#14)
sentient.
#16. To: Cynicom, tom007 (#15)
Lord Acton
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#17. To: James Deffenbach (#16)
We should have him sufficiently beaten down and knowing his role
Waiting too late to oppose tyranny has always led to bloodshed.
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#18. To: Critter (#17)
Very thin soup????
soup?
#19. To: Critter (#17)
Nah, too nasty.
soup?
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace
#20. To: abraxas (#7)
Her name is pronounced BOG-US. I know this because I knew her. Ha ha.
That's a BOGUS claim. : )
“How many Sex and the City fans have funneled all their maternal instincts into their Chinese bulldog without even noticing their ovaries have expired?”
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